Chas Newkey-Burden

David Beckham deserves his knighthood

14 June 2025 6:11 pm

Leonardo DiCaprio got his Oscar after 23 years. King Charles was crowned after 70 years. And now David Beckham will…

What is the point of the RSPCA?

13 June 2025 3:30 pm

The secretly-filmed footage is a horror show. Hens are desperately trying to escape as they suffocate in a gas chamber.…

Are vegetarians really hungry for power?

9 June 2025 10:10 pm

The secret is out: vegetarians are ‘tougher’ and more ‘power-hungry’ than meat eaters, according to a study in the Times this morning.…

Why shouldn’t vegans be catered for in an apocalypse?

31 May 2025 10:00 am

You know you’ve arrived when professors start thinking about how to look after you during a major emergency. As a…

Those remaking Threads mustn’t soften the horror

31 May 2025 9:00 am

I was 11 years old when I saw the mushroom cloud go up but this wasn’t Hiroshima or Nagasaki in…

We need more animal cruelty on TV

28 May 2025 10:38 pm

Animal rights campaigners are up in arms because Disney+ is able to use a legal loophole to broadcast a scene…

Gary Lineker isn’t the only quiet man of football to find his voice

26 May 2025 2:40 pm

Sometimes it’s the quiet ones you have to watch out for. Gary Lineker, who presented his final Match of the…

In defence of seagulls

24 May 2025 3:12 pm

We Brits used to rub along pretty well with seagulls. Their distinctive call conjured memories of happy days out at…

Long live David Attenborough

8 May 2025 3:57 pm

Britain can sometimes feel like it’s no country for old men. Our elderly folk get a hard time; they’re blamed…

Is anyone actually enjoying this heatwave?

1 May 2025 3:46 pm

It’s going to be a scorcher in Britain today, with temperatures forecast to hit 29c. Naturally, lots of people will…

The pain and paranoia of the London Marathon

27 April 2025 3:30 pm

Everyone knows that running a marathon can be painful. The worst part is the final 6.2 miles of the course,…

When did greeting cards become so rubbish?

19 April 2025 1:22 pm

When I heard that WH Smith was going to disappear from our high streets, I became a nostalgic mess. I…

In defence of rats

15 April 2025 10:46 pm

Reports of rats in Birmingham that are ‘bigger than cats’ are now making international headlines. The New York Times, NBC…

Is Britain really a nation of dog lovers?

11 April 2025 12:04 am

Britain prides itself on being a nation of dog lovers – but is this true? Animal rights campaigners have targeted…

Screening Netflix’s Adolescence in schools is a mistake

1 April 2025 11:19 pm

Keir Starmer has welcomed Netflix’s decision to make Adolescence available to screen for free in secondary schools. The Prime Minister, who watched the…

Am I the only one who misses lockdown?

23 March 2025 5:11 pm

Five years ago tonight, Boris Johnson told us we were going into lockdown. In the run-up to the anniversary of…

Why does it take the snatching of a baby wombat to spark outrage about animal rights?

15 March 2025 2:36 am

An American influencer called Sam Jones has been roundly denounced after she posted a video of her snatching a wild…

The ‘airport theory’ is the worst TikTok trend yet

11 March 2025 4:00 pm

For me, even the thought of running late for a flight is absolutely blood-curdling. The prospect of sweating it out…

Vegans shouldn’t be afraid of condemning Halal slaughter

7 March 2025 5:00 pm

An animal rights activist has exposed extreme cruelty at a slaughterhouse in Arley, Warwickshire. Joey Carbstrong’s secretly recorded footage shows staff slamming…

Why are we such swine to pigs?

5 March 2025 4:11 pm

We all know the nursery rhyme about “this little piggy”: one little piggy went to market, one little piggy stayed…

Is ‘catch and release’ fishing really ethical?

25 February 2025 5:00 pm

Ask anyone if they think that cruelty to animals is OK and they’ll say no – but are they being…

A crackdown on lying in politics could backfire

20 February 2025 4:46 pm

How do you know a politician is lying? Their lips are moving. We’ve all heard the joke. Even in these…

Blame vegans for the ‘anti-vegan backlash’

12 February 2025 12:05 am

Is the vegan revolution over? An “anti-vegan backlash” has “made Britain fall back in love with meat,” according to the Daily…

Soap operas have lost the plot

8 February 2025 1:26 am

Soap bombshells are nothing new, but the land of light TV entertainment was rocked by some real-life drama this week:…

In defence of Slough

1 February 2025 5:00 pm

In the 1930s, Sir John Betjeman wrote a poem calling for bombs to fall on it, in 2001 David Brent…