Notes on…
Candles
Under the sink. That’s where most of us will be keeping a stash of candles in case the lights go…
Signatures
I have a photograph of Queen Elizabeth II and her parents on the wall of my bathroom, not out of…
Barcodes
Beep-bop. The sound of the supermarket checkout – a noise Morrisons felt the need to mute after the Queen’s death…
Tabletop games
Warhammer is a tabletop battle game. Players build and paint little models of aliens, tanks and killer robots and then…
Fountain pens
Our new King isn’t the only royal to have lost his rag over a leaky pen, as happened when he…
Royal handbags
In this period of national mourning, it may seem frivolous to comment on the late Queen’s handbag. After seven decades…
Metal detecting
Some detectorists will tell you that the holy grail of metal detecting is a hoard of Roman coins or Anglo-Saxon…
Bengal cats
Over the past year and a half, I have been victimised by my neighbour’s cat. Bollinger the Bengal weighs just…
Butter
Butter was not a major part of my childhood. In fact, I don’t remember it ever being in our fridge.…
Hand luggage
The general flying advice this year, with airports resembling cattle markets and when you can’t be sure if you’re ever…
Watering
In the hot, dry summer of 1976, I was working as a gardening student at Arboretum Kalmthout in Belgium. The…
Beard oil
Every few months I take out a box of essential oils and carefully lay them out on my kitchen table,…
National cycle routes
Many of us daydream about escaping into an imaginary parallel universe. The good news is that Britain has its own…
Hornets
There’s surely not a more despised creature in Britain than the hornet. They have long been viewed as yellow jacketed…
