Notes on…
The barcode revolution
Beep-bop. The sound of the supermarket checkout – a noise Morrisons felt the need to mute after the Queen’s death…
In defence of Warhammer
Warhammer is a tabletop battle game. Players build and paint little models of aliens, tanks and killer robots and then…
The joy – and occasional pain – of a fountain pen
Our new King isn’t the only royal to have lost his rag over a leaky pen, as happened when he…
The Queen’s handbag was her secret weapon
In this period of national mourning, it may seem frivolous to comment on the late Queen’s handbag. After seven decades…
The competitive world of metal detecting
Some detectorists will tell you that the holy grail of metal detecting is a hoard of Roman coins or Anglo-Saxon…
I’m being terrorised by a Bengal cat
Over the past year and a half, I have been victimised by my neighbour’s cat. Bollinger the Bengal weighs just…
The politics of butter
Butter was not a major part of my childhood. In fact, I don’t remember it ever being in our fridge.…
The brutal truth about holiday packing
The general flying advice this year, with airports resembling cattle markets and when you can’t be sure if you’re ever…
Who needs a hosepipe? The watering cans worth investing in
In the hot, dry summer of 1976, I was working as a gardening student at Arboretum Kalmthout in Belgium. The…
How to blend your own beard oil
Every few months I take out a box of essential oils and carefully lay them out on my kitchen table,…
The parallel universe you can explore on two wheels
Many of us daydream about escaping into an imaginary parallel universe. The good news is that Britain has its own…
Hornets
There’s surely not a more despised creature in Britain than the hornet. They have long been viewed as yellow jacketed…
The lost art of letterheads
One of the pleasures of the letters from unhappy ministers to the Prime Minister last week (though not, presumably, for…
The twists and turns of ‘desire paths’
Pause in a park or field in summer and look out across the grass and you’ll see a multitude of…
We’ve reached standing ovation saturation
‘And now the end is here / And so I face the final curtain…’ You said it, Frank. The lights…
The triumph of the National Army Museum
Five years ago this month I wrote an article in The Spectator denouncing the National Army Museum after its £24…
The mystery behind elderflower
There’s an old saying that English summertime begins when the frothy heads of elderflowers appear in hedgerows – and ends…
Beach huts have never been so fashionable – or expensive
Despite claims the property market is on the brink of a crash, one niche seems recession-proof: beach huts, barely bigger…
How to make a royally good Dubonnet cocktail
The Platinum Jubilee celebrations look like boom time for the drinks industry, with various whisky, gin and port brands all…
How to mend (almost) anything
‘Sides to middle’, that’s the cry. When your foot goes through the flat sheet in the night, there’s only one…
The politics of bowls clubs
Bowls has a reputation as a sedate pastime, but it can be as fiercely competitive as any other sport. It…
Why Kent is being bulldozed by buffalo
Buffalo are now living in the fens of Kent. Why – have we slipped into the metaverse of Lewis Carroll?…
The romance and rebellion of an Iranian picnic
Iranians adore a picnic. During the country’s most ancient festival, Nowruz, the Persian new year, they brandish baskets of food…
Getting a fringe is always a cry for help
Fringes have in recent years been considered attractive – Bettie Page, Elizabeth Taylor, Jane Birkin, Kate Moss – so it…
Thumbs up: why hitchhiking is the best way to travel
When I first saw Vitaly I thought he was drunk. I was standing outside a petrol station near Fulda, in…
