Cartoon

Listening

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still end up on Twitter?’

Guru

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I wasn’t staring at you — I was staring through you!’

Staring

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Fawkes

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Quick, turn it over. I only have to look at Jamie Oliver and I pile on the pounds.’

Oliver

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Before you take me away I just want to update my profile picture.’

Death

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I’m coming out — I want the world to know...’

Teeth

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Drama

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I thought you said lions didn’t climb trees.’

Lions

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Eye of newt, wing of bat, hair of dog’

Witches

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Pestcontrol

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Baking

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Congratulations, sir, you fit the criteria to qualify for our newest tariff.’

Energy

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Famine, meet wastage.’

Tesco

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Cannabis

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘You’ll have to excuse Ken, he gets argumentative when he’s sober.’

Tea

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘There’s nothing worth watching on this side either.’

Otherside

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Foodbank

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘My new boyfriend is just perfect — we find the same things depressing’

Boyfriend

26 October 2013 9:00 am

The economy is definitely picking up. That was just a soup kitchen six months ago.’

Foodbank2

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Streetview

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘...hammer, chisel, screwdriver, spanner, saw, screws, nuts, bolts...Now all I need is a job.’

Hammer

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Would you mind if I used your bathroom?’

Bathroom

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘That’s the visitor centre finished. When do we start building the actual monument?’

Stonehenge

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Next week we’re culling frackers.’

Frackers

26 October 2013 9:00 am