Cartoon

‘I’d like to have her legs and she’d like to have my breasts.’

Surgery

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Bouncers

26 October 2013 9:00 am

‘I think you’ve turned the clocks a tad too far back, Charles.’

Relax

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Tunnel

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Baby

26 October 2013 9:00 am

Print

19 October 2013 9:00 am

Dog

19 October 2013 9:00 am

‘The foxes round here are so urban that they go to the country at weekends.’

Foxes

19 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Luckily, we’ll all be wearing hi-viz jackets.’

Blackout

19 October 2013 9:00 am

Modern wardrobe malfunction

Wardrobe

19 October 2013 9:00 am

‘I’m game if you are.’

Game

19 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Three bills and a sample of shampoo — you’ll have to do better than this now I’m a shareholder.’

Post

19 October 2013 9:00 am

‘I won’t believe he’s a terrorist until he starts reading the Guardian.’

Homeland

19 October 2013 9:00 am

‘...I’ve known quicker quicksands...’

Quicksand

19 October 2013 9:00 am

Cubicle

19 October 2013 9:00 am

‘She’s alright but he’s a funny bugger.’

Clown

19 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Is everything OK?’

Ok

19 October 2013 9:00 am

Mummy

19 October 2013 9:00 am

bra

19 October 2013 9:00 am

‘It’s a bit thin.’

Biography

12 October 2013 9:00 am

‘He should just be grateful he wasn’t turned into lasagne.’

Horses

12 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Smug widowed!’

Bridget

12 October 2013 9:00 am

Planes

12 October 2013 9:00 am

‘Ignore it — it’s just a mirage.’

Mirage

12 October 2013 9:00 am

‘You’re pathetic, Johnson — I like that in a regulator.’

Regulator

12 October 2013 9:00 am