Vincent Hooper

You were only supposed to blow the doors off!

1 November 2026 12:02 pm

Liz Truss’s new book blames the Bank of England for her downfall. Australia, which has lost a bond market fight of its own, should read it as a warning rather than a vindication

Frankfurt says ‘non’

26 October 2026 9:17 am

France is testing whether Europe’s lender of last resort will actually lend. Australia should not assume that distance will protect it

The tiger in Antalya

19 October 2026 1:12 pm

Canberra heads to next month’s UN climate summit holding exclusive authority over the negotiations and almost no leverage

Rumble in the shallows

6 October 2026 10:01 am

Coogee’s impromptu surf wrestling drew a crowd no marketing budget could buy. The real question is whether it could survive being bought...

Albanese is talking to empty rooms

27 September 2026 3:46 pm

Australia went to New York to ask the world for a seat. The world was at dinner...

The load-bearing wall: Vale Dr Dale

17 September 2026 10:44 pm

Dale’s tenure at HIA was the age of uncomfortable truths delivered in plain language

The cheque from Berlin

11 September 2026 2:14 pm

Germany wants to help pay for Britain’s nuclear weapons. Pause on that for a moment...

Who owns Australia? Don’t ask. Nobody knows.

4 September 2026 12:06 am

Australia just crossed a trillion dollars in debt. The truly comic part is that nobody can tell you who holds the IOUs

The undefended flank

23 August 2026 8:57 pm

For every dollar spent protecting nature, roughly 40 dollars are spent undermining it

Students waste their time and energy protesting Pauline

16 August 2026 2:37 pm

Political passion in the young is not the problem. Its direction is...

Single point of obsolescence

3 August 2026 12:06 am

Australia could find itself without a credible undersea force

The Dartmoor Silence

15 July 2026 2:25 am

Ann Widdecombe and the price of conviction

What if Binface wins?

10 July 2026 1:31 pm

A key lesson for Australian political observers

The sun never goes down on the American Empire

7 July 2026 9:56 am

On June 17, 2026, Donald Trump signed a memorandum of understanding with Iran at the Palace of Versailles. The symbolism…

Is Aukus in disarray?

6 June 2026 2:36 pm

The communiqués say no. The fleet says otherwise

The Isfahan discrepancy

8 April 2026 3:10 pm

When an American F-15E Strike Eagle was brought down over Iran on April 3 by a shoulder-fired missile, the Pentagon…

Should the ABC be privatised? A modest valuation…

6 April 2026 12:29 pm

There is something exquisitely self-referential about the ABC reporting on its own strike. It is the media equivalent of a…

Caught in the crossfire: 115,000 reasons to worry

15 March 2026 5:12 pm

The Iran war’s cascading impact on Australia

The Canzuk-Aukus convergence: two alliances hiding in plain sight

10 March 2026 4:59 pm

Mark Carney’s Canberra address and the Geelong Treaty reveal the architecture of a powerful middle-power bloc ready to be assembled

Barry Humphries’ bronze legacy

15 February 2026 10:31 pm

Why Adelaide’s statue matters in the Age of Outrage

Have tariffs ever worked? (asking for a mate)

17 January 2026 2:28 pm

China’s trade surplus hit $1.2 trillion in 2025 – a record, up 20 per cent from the previous year’s record…

Operation Enduring Farage

6 January 2026 10:38 am

Why an American liberation of Britain would be greeted with tea, scones, and bunting

One God, one people

2 January 2026 1:00 am

Or endless fragmentation?

Australia’s distant thunder

14 December 2025 1:02 pm

Would Canberra march to Europe’s drums?

Australia braces for the Fergie Files

2 December 2025 11:15 am

EDITOR’S NOTE: This article is very obviously SATIRE. Australia has weathered many royal curiosities: monarchs who won’t visit, Governors-General who…