Nick Newman

That’s a relief – I thought you might be preparing a Budget

Nick Newman 8 November 2025 9:00 am

‘If they ban burqas we could be in big trouble.’

Nick Newman 1 November 2025 9:00 am

They’ve mis-spelled Reform.

Nick Newman 11 October 2025 9:00 am

Is it too late for a letter of no confidence?

Nick Newman 11 October 2025 9:00 am

I foresee increased inflation

Nick Newman 4 October 2025 9:00 am

‘How’s this for a crazy, headline-grabbing stunt?’

Nick Newman 27 September 2025 9:00 am

We need you to vet the next ambassador to Washington.

Nick Newman 27 September 2025 9:00 am

Did you just criticise

Nick Newman 20 September 2025 9:00 am

Judgment

Nick Newman 13 September 2025 9:00 am

Bless, they still believe

Nick Newman 13 September 2025 9:00 am

Energy drinks

Nick Newman 13 September 2025 9:00 am

Stand by

Nick Newman 30 August 2025 4:00 am

We’ve spent a fortune

Nick Newman 30 August 2025 4:00 am

When I get to Britain I want to be so rich the wealth tax forces me to leave the country

Nick Newman 23 August 2025 9:09 am

Ten shillings

Nick Newman 16 August 2025 9:00 am

Eyeliner

Nick Newman 16 August 2025 9:00 am

Enjoy the sewage

Nick Newman 9 August 2025 9:00 am

I’m going on holiday

Nick Newman 26 July 2025 9:00 am

We’ve always had a bit of trouble stopping the boats

Nick Newman 19 July 2025 9:00 am

If he really wanted to save the planet, he’d throw soup at a Van Gogh

Nick Newman 19 July 2025 9:00 am

The sight of a politician

Nick Newman 12 July 2025 9:00 am

Maybe there’s hope for the Tory party

Nick Newman 12 July 2025 9:00 am

Keir Starmer has learned to roll over, babble and crawl

Nick Newman 5 July 2025 9:00 am

Oh no!

Nick Newman 5 July 2025 9:00 am

I hope to win

Nick Newman 28 June 2025 9:00 am

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