Melissa Kite

Melissa Kite writes The Spectator's Real life column.

Real life

16 October 2021 9:00 am

The horse lorry arrived and lowered its ramp — and I stood in front of it knowing that my thoroughbred…

Real life

9 October 2021 9:00 am

The filling station on the road out of the village was like a scene from Mad Max. People were all…

Real life

2 October 2021 9:00 am

British Gas finally agreed to service my boiler, for no reason I could make out other than the boiler wasn’t…

Real life

25 September 2021 9:00 am

After the landowner told us to be out in three weeks, then admitted we had three months to move our…

Real life

18 September 2021 9:00 am

The two-acre smallholding lived up to its name in being very, very small indeed. We had to squeeze around the…

Real life

11 September 2021 9:00 am

‘I’ve got COPD,’ said a friend of mine, not elaborating at all as I stared at him waiting for him…

Real life

4 September 2021 9:00 am

We began searching for the farm of our dreams in Wales as we planned our escape from Surrey. The problem…

Real life

28 August 2021 9:00 am

The letter arrived in a hand-addressed envelope, inside of which was a handwritten note. After everything we have been through,…

Real life

21 August 2021 9:00 am

If it’s true that the virus finds your weak spot, it has lodged itself like an evil monkey in my…

Real life

14 August 2021 9:00 am

‘Contact a GP if you’re worried about symptoms four weeks after having Covid.’ That was the NHS quote on the…

Real life

7 August 2021 9:00 am

The woman pulled up in her flashy 4×4 which was meandering along the farm track in that way people have…

Real life

31 July 2021 9:00 am

The doctor’s receptionist was adamant. ‘If you had not had the vaccine you would have been even more ill with…

Real life

24 July 2021 9:00 am

The scaffolding pole across the public footpath led to a farcical conversation with the local council. I had been walking…

Real life

17 July 2021 9:00 am

Since telling the shoot we won’t let them use the land we rent, we have been beset by a series…

Real life

10 July 2021 9:00 am

‘Oh, I do so love to see all the lovely pheasants running around the place,’ said the lady walking the…

Real life

3 July 2021 9:00 am

The woman sat alone and stony-faced in the passenger seat of the car as it blocked the road. She was…

Real life

26 June 2021 9:00 am

Exciting news from my father’s cousin in Canada. ‘You asked about our grandfather, there is much to tell,’ he writes.…

Real life

19 June 2021 9:00 am

While we were looking forward to Freedom Day, the National Health Service was busy planning something extra special to coincide…

Real life

12 June 2021 9:00 am

A saloon car pulled up opposite our fields and a man sat there looking at the horses with a bewildered…

Real life

5 June 2021 9:00 am

‘You’ll come back when you’re in enough pain,’ said the osteopath as I walked out of his door. That was…

Real life

29 May 2021 9:00 am

‘We’re closed for lunch,’ said the farmer, sitting behind the counter of his farm shop with a scowl on his…

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29 May 2021 9:00 am

Henry Walker might never have got into the crisp business were it not for the fact that his Leicester butcher’s…

Real life

22 May 2021 9:00 am

More threatening letters from the NHS demanding I let them jab me up with two Covid vaccinations. Or as the…

Real life

15 May 2021 9:00 am

An angry text exchange between me and a former Tory councillor after she lost her seat has got me thinking.…

Real life

8 May 2021 9:00 am

‘You’re meant to be having your dental appointment now!’ barked the receptionist, bringing my lie-in to an abrupt end. Very…