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The horse lorry arrived and lowered its ramp — and I stood in front of it knowing that my thoroughbred…
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The filling station on the road out of the village was like a scene from Mad Max. People were all…
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British Gas finally agreed to service my boiler, for no reason I could make out other than the boiler wasn’t…
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After the landowner told us to be out in three weeks, then admitted we had three months to move our…
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The two-acre smallholding lived up to its name in being very, very small indeed. We had to squeeze around the…
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‘I’ve got COPD,’ said a friend of mine, not elaborating at all as I stared at him waiting for him…
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We began searching for the farm of our dreams in Wales as we planned our escape from Surrey. The problem…
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The letter arrived in a hand-addressed envelope, inside of which was a handwritten note. After everything we have been through,…
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If it’s true that the virus finds your weak spot, it has lodged itself like an evil monkey in my…
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‘Contact a GP if you’re worried about symptoms four weeks after having Covid.’ That was the NHS quote on the…
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The woman pulled up in her flashy 4×4 which was meandering along the farm track in that way people have…
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The doctor’s receptionist was adamant. ‘If you had not had the vaccine you would have been even more ill with…
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The scaffolding pole across the public footpath led to a farcical conversation with the local council. I had been walking…
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Since telling the shoot we won’t let them use the land we rent, we have been beset by a series…
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‘Oh, I do so love to see all the lovely pheasants running around the place,’ said the lady walking the…
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The woman sat alone and stony-faced in the passenger seat of the car as it blocked the road. She was…
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Exciting news from my father’s cousin in Canada. ‘You asked about our grandfather, there is much to tell,’ he writes.…
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While we were looking forward to Freedom Day, the National Health Service was busy planning something extra special to coincide…
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A saloon car pulled up opposite our fields and a man sat there looking at the horses with a bewildered…
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‘You’ll come back when you’re in enough pain,’ said the osteopath as I walked out of his door. That was…
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‘We’re closed for lunch,’ said the farmer, sitting behind the counter of his farm shop with a scowl on his…
Salt and vinegar crisps
Henry Walker might never have got into the crisp business were it not for the fact that his Leicester butcher’s…
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More threatening letters from the NHS demanding I let them jab me up with two Covid vaccinations. Or as the…
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An angry text exchange between me and a former Tory councillor after she lost her seat has got me thinking.…
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‘You’re meant to be having your dental appointment now!’ barked the receptionist, bringing my lie-in to an abrupt end. Very…






























