Dot Wordsworth

How we ended up ‘cisgender’

7 November 2015 9:00 am

‘That’s not how you spell “system”,’ said my husband triumphantly, pointing with his whisky glass at a placard inveighing against…

How we ended up ‘cisgender’

5 November 2015 3:00 pm

‘That’s not how you spell “system”,’ said my husband triumphantly, pointing with his whisky glass at a placard inveighing against…

Fulsome

29 October 2015 3:00 pm

It’s funny that two much misused words end in —some: fulsome and noisome. Noisome is the less often used at…

Fulsome

29 October 2015 9:00 am

It’s funny that two much misused words end in —some: fulsome and noisome. Noisome is the less often used at…

Whipsmart: a new cliché that’s beginning to smart

24 October 2015 9:00 am

A friend of my husband’s asked me to explain why the usually impeccable critic Francine Stock had recently used the…

Whipsmart: a new cliché that’s beginning to smart

22 October 2015 2:00 pm

A friend of my husband’s asked me to explain why the usually impeccable critic Francine Stock had recently used the…

Can politicians say ‘crusade’ again? David Cameron thinks so

17 October 2015 8:00 am

One thing grabbed my attention from David Cameron’s speech, long ago in the middle of last week. ‘We need a…

Can politicians say ‘crusade’ again? David Cameron thinks so

15 October 2015 2:00 pm

One thing grabbed my attention from David Cameron’s speech, long ago in the middle of last week. ‘We need a…

The weird truth about the word ‘normal’

10 October 2015 9:00 am

‘Is Nicky Morgan too “normal” to be the next prime minister?’ asked someone in the Daily Telegraph. That would make…

The weird truth about the word ‘normal’

8 October 2015 2:00 pm

‘Is Nicky Morgan too “normal” to be the next prime minister?’ asked someone in the Daily Telegraph. That would make…

Critique

3 October 2015 8:00 am

I lost my husband on the way from Malabar. He is easily lost. We had been talking about the verb…

Critique

1 October 2015 1:00 pm

I lost my husband on the way from Malabar. He is easily lost. We had been talking about the verb…

Fuckebythenavele

26 September 2015 8:00 am

A great discovery has been made by Dr Paul Booth, a fellow of Keele University. It is a 14th-century example…

Fuckebythenavele

24 September 2015 1:00 pm

A great discovery has been made by Dr Paul Booth, a fellow of Keele University. It is a 14th-century example…

Twitter speak

19 September 2015 8:00 am

‘Tweeting’s like text messaging, isn’t it?’ said my husband confidently, though not, as usual, from any knowledge of the matter.…

Twitter speak

17 September 2015 1:00 pm

‘Tweeting’s like text messaging, isn’t it?’ said my husband confidently, though not, as usual, from any knowledge of the matter.…

Credible

12 September 2015 9:00 am

In a wonderfully dry manual of theology on my husband’s bookshelves, written in Latin and printed in Naples in the…

Credible

10 September 2015 1:00 pm

In a wonderfully dry manual of theology on my husband’s bookshelves, written in Latin and printed in Naples in the…

Migrant

5 September 2015 9:00 am

Al Jazeera, the Qatari broadcaster, is going to use refugee instead of migrant in its English output. ‘The umbrella term…

Migrant

3 September 2015 1:00 pm

Al Jazeera, the Qatari broadcaster, is going to use refugee instead of migrant in its English output. ‘The umbrella term…

Names

29 August 2015 9:00 am

We reached peak Charlie in 2012, when 5,571 baby boys were given the name. There were only 4,642 last year.…

Names

27 August 2015 1:00 pm

We reached peak Charlie in 2012, when 5,571 baby boys were given the name. There were only 4,642 last year.…

Asexual

22 August 2015 9:00 am

There was a time when my husband, who often addresses the television, would habitually react to Edward Heath’s appearance on…

Asexual

20 August 2015 1:00 pm

There was a time when my husband, who often addresses the television, would habitually react to Edward Heath’s appearance on…

Taleban

15 August 2015 9:00 am

Toxic virus or Taleban: it’s funny how the mild-mannered Liz Kendall has attracted for her Blairite associations the most violently…