Dot Wordsworth

Baby with the bathwater

9 July 2016 9:00 am

Bustle, an online newspaper ‘for and by women’, has published ‘six common phrases you didn’t know were sexist (that you’ll…

Baby with the bathwater

7 July 2016 1:00 pm

Bustle, an online newspaper ‘for and by women’, has published ‘six common phrases you didn’t know were sexist (that you’ll…

Referendums

2 July 2016 9:00 am

‘One referendum, two referenda,’ chanted my husband. ‘No, no, it’s a gerund. The English plural is referendums,’ interrupted Veronica, red…

Referendums

30 June 2016 1:00 pm

‘One referendum, two referenda,’ chanted my husband. ‘No, no, it’s a gerund. The English plural is referendums,’ interrupted Veronica, red…

Eight hard words

25 June 2016 3:00 am

I was humiliated in trying to make out the meaning of eight hard words. See how you do: claustration, edulcoration,…

Eight hard words

23 June 2016 2:00 am

I was humiliated in trying to make out the meaning of eight hard words. See how you do: claustration, edulcoration,…

Little England

18 June 2016 9:00 am

In the art of insult, the sting lies in the adjective, no matter how derogatory the noun. So it is…

Little England

16 June 2016 1:00 pm

In the art of insult, the sting lies in the adjective, no matter how derogatory the noun. So it is…

How’s your father

11 June 2016 8:00 am

‘Very funny, I don’t think,’ said my husband when I mentioned Harry Tate, although Tate died in 1940 and even…

How’s your father

9 June 2016 1:00 pm

‘Very funny, I don’t think,’ said my husband when I mentioned Harry Tate, although Tate died in 1940 and even…

Including

4 June 2016 9:00 am

Just as, in writing, many people use an exclamation mark to indicate that they have made a joke, so there…

Including

2 June 2016 1:00 pm

Just as, in writing, many people use an exclamation mark to indicate that they have made a joke, so there…

Concept

28 May 2016 9:00 am

‘It was nothing special, but it was a pub,’ said my husband, looking up from his copy of Bar magazine…

Concept

26 May 2016 1:00 pm

‘It was nothing special, but it was a pub,’ said my husband, looking up from his copy of Bar magazine…

Exclamation marks

21 May 2016 9:00 am

‘Like eating in the street,’ said my husband. Astonishing! He’d said something not only coherent in itself but also connected…

Exclamation marks

19 May 2016 1:00 pm

‘Like eating in the street,’ said my husband. Astonishing! He’d said something not only coherent in itself but also connected…

Sadiq Khan’s virtues

14 May 2016 9:00 am

The new Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, said he wanted ‘the most transparent, honest and accessible administration London has ever…

Sadiq Khan’s virtues

12 May 2016 1:00 pm

The new Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, said he wanted ‘the most transparent, honest and accessible administration London has ever…

Shakespeare’s pronunciation

7 May 2016 9:00 am

Sir John Harington told a story in 1596 about a lady at court asking her gentlewoman to inquire which Mr…

Shakespeare’s pronunciation

5 May 2016 1:00 pm

Sir John Harington told a story in 1596 about a lady at court asking her gentlewoman to inquire which Mr…

Queue

30 April 2016 9:00 am

The language that President Barack Obama used was evidence of skulduggery, Nigel Farage declared. ‘The UK is gonna be in…

Queue

28 April 2016 1:00 pm

The language that President Barack Obama used was evidence of skulduggery, Nigel Farage declared. ‘The UK is gonna be in…

Sex worker

23 April 2016 9:00 am

‘Of course,’ said my husband in his worst smirky way, as though waiting for an appreciative chuckle, ‘as soon as…

Sex worker

21 April 2016 1:00 pm

‘Of course,’ said my husband in his worst smirky way, as though waiting for an appreciative chuckle, ‘as soon as…

Illegitimate

16 April 2016 9:00 am

‘The Archbishop of Canterbury has discovered he is the illegitimate son of Sir Winston Churchill’s last private secretary,’ Charles Moore…