Cockburn

Who left their cocaine at the White House?

6 July 2023 3:55 am

After party at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue? The New York Post reported Tuesday morning that a substance found in the White…

NPR says Asian Americans should love affirmative action

4 July 2023 5:25 am

NPR thinks Asian Americans should stand against the Supreme Court’s ruling on affirmative action whether they like it or not. In…

Kamala Harris shares life-changing hair secrets

1 July 2023 7:15 am

Although he has been a harsh critic in the past, Cockburn would like to thank fashion icon and hair-game legend…

Troubled artist Hunter Biden uses paintings to settle paternity suit with former stripper

30 June 2023 8:00 am

Hunter Biden has settled his long-running child support case in Arkansas. The president’s son has reached an agreement with Lunden…

Trump talked about ‘what it might be like to have sex’ with Ivanka, claims ‘Anonymous’ NYT op-ed writer

29 June 2023 8:51 am

Miles Taylor, CNN’s favorite mid-management White House bureaucrat, is back with hot new gossip on Donald Trump. The “Anonymous” author…

Jada Pinkett Smith got her family into psychedelics

29 June 2023 5:44 am

Cockburn doesn’t have any acknowledged children, but if he did, he’d like to think that he wouldn’t give them drugs.…

Presidential hopeful Francis Suarez: ‘What’s a Uighur?’

28 June 2023 2:04 am

Miami mayor Francis X. Suarez should pick Gary “Aleppo” Johnson for his 2024 running mate. After a revealing interview on…

Elon Musk: innovator, CEO, ket head 

28 June 2023 12:15 am

What’s your poison? All of the greatest minds have one. Freud loved cocaine, Charles Dickens dabbled with opium, Steve Jobs…

‘Biden should own his old age’ and other bad Jeffrey Katzenberg ideas

27 June 2023 3:02 am

Seventy-two-year-old entertainment mogul and campaign advisor Jeffrey Katzenberg has some sage advice for President Biden: eighty is the new sixty.…

The people deserve a Mark Zuckerberg-Elon Musk cage fight in Vegas

22 June 2023 11:37 pm

Just when you thought toxic masculinity was dead: Emmanuel Macron chugs a beer and Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agree…

Topless trans guests reveal systemic inequality at the White House

14 June 2023 2:59 am

The White House lawn became the latest battleground in the “Free the Nipple” fight this weekend. A shocking display of…

Behind the Trump-DeSantis influencer Twitter bloodbath

7 June 2023 5:48 am

Forget the campaign trail: the real Trump-DeSantis fight is spilling out on Twitter. Conservative influencers who support the respective campaigns…

Flashback: Donald Trump predicted the PGA-LIV merger a year ago

7 June 2023 2:29 am

The PGA Tour will officially merge with LIV Golf, the Saudi-backed golf league, in a shock bid to squash the…

Bud Light remains for sale in virtually every Trump Organization business

23 May 2023 8:07 am

As the Bud Light War enters what feels like its fifth year, Cockburn has further evidence that America’s “wokest” brew…

The Lincoln Project tries to Bud Light Dr. Pepper

17 May 2023 4:40 am

The Lincoln Project, a disgraced PAC launched in 2019 “to defeat Donald Trump at the ballot box” and “to ensure…

Meghan Markle and Princess Di among top requested celebrity sex dolls: report

21 April 2023 2:54 am

A British sex doll manufacturer is claiming that the top celebrities his customers request likenesses of include Princess Diana, Kate…

Taylor Swift avoids FTX ‘Bad Blood’

20 April 2023 5:54 am

What do Tom Brady and Taylor Swift have in common? Both blonde, both wealthy, both recently single. As for their…

An idiot’s guide to posting about Trump’s indictment

1 April 2023 8:54 am

Who to copy: #Resistance TikTok, Matt Walsh or Ivanka? Donald Trump has been indicted — and you have to post…

Wall Street wants Kamala. So do Republicans

11 March 2023 7:16 am

Texas showdown Democratic congressman Colin Allred is mulling a run against Senator Ted Cruz, Cockburn has learned. No major Democratic…

Did Sam Brinton steal a Tanzanian designer’s clothes?

25 February 2023 7:03 am

Tim Scott’s campaign preppers Rumors are flying that South Carolina senator Tim Scott is on track to announce his candidacy…

Ron DeSantis is scarier than Trump, says Vanity Fair

18 February 2023 10:00 pm

Cockburn has noticed a trend over at Vanity Fair, that once-esteemed publication. They write about Ron DeSantis, a lot. Obsessively,…

The weirdest stuff you can get at the Twitter auction

19 January 2023 9:59 am

Elon Musk’s Twitter is holding a massive auction to sell its surplus office assets — and it is quite an…

Can I now free the nipple on Instagram and Facebook?

19 January 2023 5:15 am

It’s a funny old world. Cockburn noticed today that Facebook and Instagram have been told to overhaul their longstanding ban…

A deluge of deviants in Davos?

18 January 2023 9:55 am

Sex workers take Switzerland! As the World Economic Forum gets underway in Davos, it’s not just politicians and business leaders…

Colleges join the war on TikTok

18 January 2023 3:24 am

TikTok likely hasn’t been too bothered about a bunch of crusty old senators and governors denouncing their social media platform.…