Do cities need the National Guard?
“They are the ones who are making it a war zone,” Governor J.B. Pritzker of Illinois bloviated on CNN recently,…
Sip shots and stuff your face, it’s shutdown season
With the federal government shut down indefinitely, paychecks are going to be light or non-existent around DC, putting disposable income…
The sombrero memes will continue until morale improves
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries is shocked, shocked, that President Taco Bowl is using memes online to mock his comportment…
After Comey, who’s next?
Cockburn has awakened from his Russiagate slumber with the news that the Trump administration is seeking to file charges against…
Does Pam Bondi know what free speech is?
Good morning Britain. Donald Trump is flying to the United Kingdom today for his big state visit. Yet his Attorney…
Scott Bessent, future UFC fighter?
Plans have begun on constructing the Octagon on the White House lawn for a UFC fight to commemorate what President…
Trump brothers go mining
After a day where the very alive President Trump bombed a Venezuelan drugs boat, moved Space Force headquarters out of…
For Trump and Ilhan, Washington pays
How does Ilhan Omar make her money? How does the Trump family make its money? Is money real? What is…
Cash in a bag? We’ll miss you, Eric Adams
If Eric Adams were a normal incumbent New York City Mayor, he’d have a decent chance of winning re-election against…
Melania’s $1 billion defamation suit won’t keep Hunter Biden quiet
Hunter Biden re-entered the political limelight last month on 28-year-old Andrew Callaghan’s podcast, filling three hours with stories from his…
What’s the beef with Laura Loomer?
Just when you thought American political discourse couldn’t possibly sink any lower, along comes Laura Loomer’s deposition in her defamation…
Britain’s foreign secretary faces fine for fishing without a license
What people on the other side of the pond call “Brand Britain” has taken something of a knock in recent…
Essex-boy Elegy: J.D. Vance meets the Bosh man
Vice President Vance is currently receiving visitors at an 18th-century Georgian manor in the Cotswolds, an implausibly quaint patch of…
Ron Paul’s 90th birthday and the ‘tyranny of the majority’
Texas Ron Paul celebrated his 90th birthday on Saturday at a freshly-built college events center in Southeast Texas. More accurately,…
Trump eulogizes Woke on Truth Social
President Trump announced a major vibe shift on Truth Social today, declaring that he, like any other sane red-white-and-blue blooded American, finds Sydney…
Trump goes tilting at windmills
Donald Trump hates windmills. He’s ranted against them consistently over the last decade. They’re as constant a member of his…
Behold, the First Lady Melania Trump Opera House
During a frantic Tuesday news cycle – where President Trump accused President Obama of high treason and Congress planned to recess…
Step aside Zohran, Eric Adams can make things cheap too!
Democratic mayoral nominee Zohran Mamdani has declared that in his New York City, buses will be free, childcare will be…
Why are the Macrons bothering to sue Candace Owens?
What’s the best novel you’ve read all summer? For Cockburn it’s the more than 200-page complaint that Emmanuel Macron and…
The man to save the Democratic party: Hunter Biden
“The one thing that binds each and every one of us is not necessarily love… it’s pain,” Hunter Biden said…
Trump makes America’s Coke pure again
Squashed between his Truth Social announcements that fentanyl is now a Schedule I drug, President Trump made a surprising declaration related…
The secret life of Agent Melania
The activities of First Lady Melania Trump have been the subject of much discussion in Cockburn’s circles during her husband’s…
Trayon White is DC’s Donald Trump
Cockburn is delighted to announce the special election winner replacing Trayon White (who was unanimously expelled from office in February)…
Biden attempts to straighten the record on his autopen
President Joe Biden granted 1,500 pardons in what was the largest single-day act of clemency by a US president back…
Musk’s chatbot stumbles again
No living human has had a week as tumultuous as Grok, the Elon Musk-sponsored AI that lives inside X for…
