Earlier this week, I tried and failed to purchase a couple of items from the As Ever range that the Duchess of Sussex has been touting in her ill-fated Netflix show. I shan’t lie, Spectator readers; my dedication to bringing you the latest hard-hitting investigative news was tempered by the hope that such condiments as the ‘limited edition wildflower honey with honeycomb’ and the ‘shortbread cookies with flower sprinkles’ would end up being perfectly edible.