As if we haven’t had enough of politicians in our faces in the Peoples Republic of Victoria in the last two and a half years, we now have Dr Monique Ryan in the Federal Parliament courtesy of the Woke and bespoke voters of Kooyong.

As we Victorians drag ourselves, punch drunk and weary, from the shackles which have locked us in our homes, trying to remember how to organise our lives without Dan’s daily pressers with him setting out demarcation lines and timetables, Dr Ryan appears, promising to save us from the climate catastrophe that threatens planet Earth.