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Flat White

A true tale of Halloween horror

31 October 2020

6:33 PM

31 October 2020

6:33 PM

The SpecOz receives some curious media releases with curious punctuation, but this one might just take the cake — or pumpkin pie:

This halloween will waste enough pumpkins to feed the whole country 

1)  Has something along these lines been sent to all supermarkets, greengrocers etc ?

Will you ensure all the pumpkins you sell this year will have their contents eaten ?   And the shells composted after use ?

Place a poster with a link + QR code to a website of pumpkin recipes next to them in the veg aisle etc  + print it on the the till receipt of people buying them.

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