No. An old-age pension couple who can no longer afford electricity didn’t burn coal in an attempt to stay warm. It wasn’t quite that bad.

Instead, two kids in Sydney climbed the old AWA tower, unmistakable to anyone who knows the CBD skyline, let alone The Matrix.

One part of their crime, however, was particularly egregious to the ABC. See the emphasis.

That’s right. They didn’t have safety harnesses!

(They probably also didn’t file an environmental impact statement before, either.)

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