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Tip the staff – and don’t bitch by the pool: how to be the perfect house guest

7 July 2018

9:00 AM

7 July 2018

9:00 AM

Come to our house in France, say generous friends, come to Italy, come fishing. ‘How wonderful, what shall we bring?’ Nothing, they reply. They are lying, obviously. Bring cash, a thoughtful present for the house — pillowcases, new books — and your biggest smile. You don’t want the hosts rolling their eyes and punching the air when you drive away down that olive grove.

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