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'I assembled a counter full of sharp objects, and went at it like Rambo in First Blood'

Don't tell health and safety about my struggle with the splinter

5 April 2014

9:00 AM

5 April 2014

9:00 AM

All the way around a cross country course I went, then I got back, tied the horse up at a wooden post and a splinter from the post landed me in A&E. This is what is known as Sod’s Law. I’m never quite sure who this Sod fellow is. But I do know the main thing Sod seems to want to demonstrate is that health and safety rules are a joke.

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