Meghan Markle
I’ve found the perfect school for Harry and Meghan
As the author of How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, I have to acknowledge that I still have some…
Harry and Meghan deserve a second chance
A little while back I came across a copy of Ted Hughes’s Laureate poems which had an inscription to some…
I have more in common with Meghan than I care to admit
As seen in the Daily Telegraph Tis the end of silly season, when those of us who presume to scribe…
The Obamas are to blame for the Sussexes’ failure in the US
You can blame the Obamas for the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s ill-fated adventures in America. There they were, Barack…
America won’t miss Harry and Meghan
The prospect of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle leaving the United States has been dangled by reports in the British…
Goodbye, Harry and Meghan
A shade over three decades ago, Gary Barlow and Take That sang “Whatever I said, I didn’t mean it, I…
My debt to Rod Liddle
Rod Liddle got me into journalism. We always had The Spectator lying around the house when I was young. I soon…
There’s only one reason Meghan Markle went on MasterChef Australia
Picture the scene. You have bravely battled onto the set of MasterChef Australia, hoping that your strawberry pavlova or similar hero dish…
Meghan is a woman much misunderstood
Lying in bed with a swollen face, I decided that the best thing to do was nothing, so I ended…
What is ‘misogynoir’?
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have been troubled by two verbal peculiarities in a week. The Duchess corrected a…
What does Meghan mean by ‘intentional living’?
‘What are your intentions towards my daughter?’ said my husband, screwing an imaginary monocle into his eye. We had been…
I’m warming to Meghan Markle – only joking
You know that urge when you’ve got friends coming for the weekend and you just have to spend the previous…
My Valentine’s Day car crash
Marco Rubio, the US Secretary of State, is not a MAGA groupie, but a believer in the Nato alliance. He…
Can Meghan and Harry stoop any lower?
Looking back on the Queen’s 1992 ‘annus horribilis’, the events involved – though surprising at the time – seem almost…
Coming soon: Meghan’s memoir?
And you thought we’d seen the last of them in 2022. The new year kicks off with some old score-settling:…
Meghan Markle’s podcast is about the word ‘crazy.’ And it’s barking mad
‘Calling someone crazy or hysterical completely dismisses their experience,’ says Meghan Markle in her strangely throaty professional podcast voice. ‘It…
Meghan Markle’s self-centred psychobabble
Move over Liz Truss, the real leaders of our global future are in Manchester this week – not Westminster. The…
Portrait of the week
Home Liz Truss, the contender for the Conservative party leadership who is expected to become prime minister next Tuesday, resisted…
Arche-enemies
Harry and Meghan are back with a vengeance
Meghan Markle vs Mariah Carey: who’s the biggest diva?
It’s Tuesday. That means that once again, it’s time to listen to Meghan of Montecito talk about herself on her…
Six of the worst bits of Meghan Markle’s interview
‘I have a lot to say’ claims Meghan Markle ‘until I don’t.’ But there’s no sign of such silence happening…
Did Meghan Markle terrorise a three-year-old?
When it comes to bullying allegations, Meghan Markle is well versed. But in Tom Bower’s latest book, Revenge, the claims are…
Prince Harry should stop lecturing Americans
Washington, DC Prince Harry is once again mouthing off about American politics despite a rudimentary understanding – at best – of…
Does Meghan Markle know what ‘guttural’ means?
When the Duke of Sussex heard about the Supreme Court judgment revoking the ruling in Roe vs Wade, ‘His reaction…
Diary
As you may have heard (if you haven’t, I’m losing my narcissistically self-promotional touch) my new TV show Piers Morgan…
