‘This is great but I really wish I’d got to do my leaving speech.’

24 January 2026 9:00 am

My house is devouring me (and my relationship)

24 January 2026 9:00 am

The panic of another season bore down on me as the builder boyfriend painted the breakfast room with the green…

The secret life of my friend Evelyn

24 January 2026 9:00 am

Provence It’s difficult to believe that Evelyn will be 90 in a few months’ time. I’ve known her for more…

The Battle for Britain | 24 January 2026

24 January 2026 9:00 am

The rise of toxic femininity

24 January 2026 9:00 am

At the end of last year, the government announced a programme designed to tackle the radicalisation of young men in…

Heaven is an Airfix Spitfire

24 January 2026 9:00 am

Last weekend, I sat in my kitchen to build and paint an Airfix model. I’d experimented before with mindful colouring…

The five Haldanean principles that could reshape Britain

24 January 2026 9:00 am

If Reform get into government, there is one man they seem likely to turn to for guidance. He is an…

Opinion poll

24 January 2026 9:00 am

Seating plan

24 January 2026 9:00 am

Only divine intervention can save Labour

24 January 2026 9:00 am

A party that can foretell the future stands a very good chance of success. Given Labour’s record of U-turns, they…

A fogey’s guide to cryptocurrency

24 January 2026 9:00 am

All innovations seem unseemly to fogeys. When bitcoin, the first of the cryptocurrencies, was launched in 2009, we dismissed it…

No, the internet is not bad for your child

24 January 2026 9:00 am

The forces arranged in favour of banning social media for under-16s are powerful and wide-ranging. The unlikely alliance includes the…

Letters: A teacher’s lessons for Rod Liddle

24 January 2026 9:00 am

How to kill reading Sir: I am appalled by the response to Andrew Watts’s concerns about the teaching of reading…

Lima’s monument to memory

24 January 2026 9:00 am

In the pantheon of South America’s great hotels, the Gran Hotel Bolivar’s place is assured. Stand anywhere in the Plaza…

Under 50? You’re never getting a state pension

24 January 2026 9:00 am

Last week the Bank of England was warned to prepare for a financial crisis triggered by the discovery of extraterrestrial…

Want to get rich? Invest like an American

24 January 2026 9:00 am

Ramit Sethi wants to make you rich. He is not a household name in Britain, but the Stanford psychology graduate…

Is any other investment as good as gold?

24 January 2026 9:00 am

Last year might have proved a good time to own shares in the chip-maker Nvidia, along with the booming American…

Stop! Thief!

24 January 2026 9:00 am

Bookshops deserve tax breaks

24 January 2026 9:00 am

My Davos spy disguised as an Uber Eats driver sent word that this year’s World Economic Forum was rammed ahead…

‘I no longer trust the government, the scientists, Big Pharma, the mainstream media…’

24 January 2026 9:00 am

The depressed duck detective is back

24 January 2026 9:00 am

Grade: B– It’s a duck, except he’s a detective. Or a detective, except he’s a duck. Anyway he wears a…

Why is this low-grade Ayckbourn play in the West End?

24 January 2026 9:00 am

Woman in Mind is a dyspeptic sitcom set in 1986 starring Sheridan Smith as Susan, a moaning Home Counties housewife…

The worst Agatha Christie adaptation I can remember

24 January 2026 9:00 am

When it comes to Agatha Christie adaptations, there are normally two possible responses to the denouement. One is a deep…

Three cheers for Poems on the Underground

24 January 2026 9:00 am

The idea for Poems on the Underground was thought up by a New Yorker 40 years ago this month. This…

Why I will always have time for Bernard Butler

24 January 2026 9:00 am

Bernard Butler has popped up a couple of times in this column, but not alone – once, with two fellow…