Warsi

16 August 2014 9:00 am

‘He’s a prolific media commentator.’

Critic

16 August 2014 9:00 am

Ashes

16 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Isn’t it great not having anything to wear?’

Wear

16 August 2014 9:00 am

Homes

16 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Please, relax — I’m a very qualified surgeon and Mr and Mrs Piggy have yet to make a mistake.’

Surgeon

16 August 2014 9:00 am

Butterfly

16 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Strewth, Skippy — the Poms have gone fracking crazy.’

Fracking

9 August 2014 9:00 am

‘This is the first world war schedule to end all first world war schedules.’

Scheduler

9 August 2014 9:00 am

Cashpoint

9 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Rain doesn’t bother me — it’s like sanctions off Vladimir Putin’s back.’

Putin

9 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Well, according to Google Images it’s not a catapult.’

Mice

9 August 2014 9:00 am

Toll

9 August 2014 9:00 am

‘We’re more of a whinge tank, really…’

Whinge

9 August 2014 9:00 am

‘He loved Starbucks.’

Starbucks

9 August 2014 9:00 am

‘If I want to go to bloody assertiveness classes, I’ll go, OK?!’

Assertiveness

9 August 2014 9:00 am

Closed

9 August 2014 9:00 am

Price

9 August 2014 9:00 am

Space

9 August 2014 9:00 am

‘OK — maybe this’ll help. Right, a horse goes into a bar and the barman says...’

Barman

9 August 2014 9:00 am

‘Move yourself! The grass needs cutting.’

Grass

9 August 2014 9:00 am

Google

9 August 2014 9:00 am

Fantasy

2 August 2014 9:00 am

Internet

2 August 2014 9:00 am

‘What’s happened to us? We never says LOL any more.’

Lol

2 August 2014 9:00 am