‘The following drama contains a dissatisfying ending that cynically leaves the door open for a second series.’

Drama

13 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘And this is the “Dorothy”. Ideal for poems, short stories and acidic reviews.’

Pens

13 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘It looks like you’re having an alcohol-free day.’

Alcohol-free

13 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘At least it isn’t called All The President’s Women.’

Bob Woodward

13 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s a “kinder, gentler” anti-Semitism.’

Racism

13 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘Do you believe there’s life after Brexit?’

Life after Brexit

13 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘We’ve just weaned her onto taking photos of solid food.’

Dinner

13 September 2018 1:00 pm

Back to school

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘Oh dear, I appear to have strayed into a rough neighbourhood.’

Web

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘Seriously babe — I have my own island!’

Message

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘He’s on the artistic spectrum.’

Artistic

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

Salmond

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘Congratulations and welcome to our internship scheme.’

Scheme

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘What did you do in the Scallop War, Daddy?’

Shell

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

Plastic

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘With all these sex pests about, I’m not taking any chances.’

Sex pest

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘When we discussed his heart age he had a coronary.’

A+E

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

Bake-off

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘Books about architecture? Certainly, they’re on the 457th floor.’

Books

6 September 2018 1:00 pm

‘As you can see, we’ve removed sugar and salt from all our food.’

Sugar and salt

30 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘I hear you’ve had extensive experience running a prison.’

Interview

30 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s so embarrassing watching Dad do his Theresa May dancing.’

Dancing

30 August 2018 1:00 pm

Coconut oil

30 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘If you want publicity, pay hush money!’

Agent

30 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘Someone I don’t want to meet just walked in.’

Reaper

30 August 2018 1:00 pm