‘He’s such a gentleman. He always asks if he can be abusive.’

Manners

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘He does a lot of work for charity, but doesn’t like to talk about it…’

Charity

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Today’s reading is the parable of the fully vetted Samaritan.’

Samaritan

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

Aid

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

Molementum

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I think we all knew he wasn’t a remainer.’

UKIP

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I think you’ll find I’m training for the luge.’

Bath

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

Sisyphone

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

Sex and the city

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘It’s his bucket list.’

KFC

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Have you tried turning it off and on again?’

Internet

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Ha! Ha! Ha! He lives in his properties.’

Houses

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Our boy is a straightforward heterosexual male. Where did we go wrong?’

Generations

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Before I say “Yes”, I’d like to carry out a risk assessment.’

Risk

22 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I see Rees-Mogg is in.’

Rees

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

Nike snowboarding ramp

Nike

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

Man is lyng on therapist's couch, wearing a Napoleon hat and boots. Therapist says, "At least you don't think you're Donald Trump."

Therapy

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I thought we could spice things up so I popped into Oxfam.’

Spice

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘We need to find consensus – and destroy it.’

Meeting

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘If your train set doesn’t work get it nationalised.’

Trains

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’ve written my Brexit impact assessment report.’

Report

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘There goes the neighbourhood.’

Sex shop

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

Brexit

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘Straight on, then just follow the signs.’

Signs

15 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘She’s trying to attract male supporters to the cause.’

Objectification

8 February 2018 3:00 pm