‘Bloody elites.’

Elites

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

Cracker

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Stop arguing! This is going on social media.’

Social media

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘You’re writing Christmas cards, not tweets!’

Tweets

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

Christmas party

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

Knives

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

Alexa

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘I don’t want her to grow up reading fairy tales where she’s rescued by Prince Charming.’

All men

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

Talk

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Bad news. The naughty/nice list is in contravention of the new GDPR rules.’

GDPR

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

Alice in Winter Wonderland

Alice

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

Party

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘I can’t believe you still believe in Brexit.’

Brexit santa

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Santa’s an equal opportunities employer!’

Equal opportunities

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘We can get them all online.’

Online

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘The hot, dry summer has certainly affected the trees this year.’

Summer

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘I understand you know a lot about just-in-time supply chains.’

Supply chains

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Leave means leave!’

Leave means leave

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘He’s crashed out.’

Crashed

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘Christmas is coming, the geese are putting themselves at risk of obesity-related diseases.’

Bed

13 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘They say if the wind blows in the right direction you can hear Geoffrey Cox.’

Calais

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘If we knew the full details of Christmas, we might be inclined to vote for it.’

Turkeys

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

Deliveroo

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

‘It’s a desperate fight for survival in a hostile environment.’

Debate

6 December 2018 3:00 pm

Santa

6 December 2018 3:00 pm