‘Excellent work. You’re in danger of bringing this government into repute!’

Prime Minister

16 November 2017 3:00 pm

Celebrity

16 November 2017 3:00 pm

Sleep

16 November 2017 3:00 pm

Lewis Hamilton — world champion.

Hamilton

16 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘We’ll have the tapas in honour of your country being broken up into smaller pieces.’

Tapas

16 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘Maybe this would change your mind about giving me some antibiotics?’

Antibiotics

16 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘It’s never knowingly underhyped.’

John Lewis

16 November 2017 3:00 pm

Poll

16 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘This is where we manage the Tories’ social media campaign.’

Tories

16 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘Nonsense.’

Pets

16 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘Was that a wolf whistle?’

Whistle

9 November 2017 3:00 pm

Church

9 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘It’s come to our attention that you’re having meetings with Theresa May, Ms Patel.’

Holiday

9 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘I’d no idea he was so anti-third runway.’

Crank

9 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘I hope this witch hunt doesn’t turn into an official inquiry.’

Hunt

9 November 2017 3:00 pm

Chat

9 November 2017 3:00 pm

Guns

9 November 2017 3:00 pm

Walk

9 November 2017 3:00 pm

Desks

9 November 2017 3:00 pm

MOD

9 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘When I’m gone don’t let the bastards write a musical about my life and work.’

When I’m gone!

9 November 2017 3:00 pm

Haven

9 November 2017 3:00 pm

Personally, I think Everest is too accessible these days.’

Everest

9 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘He was so manipulative, and I can’t tell you where he put his hands.’

Puppet

9 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘My client was born bad but he now identifies as good.’

Court

2 November 2017 3:00 pm