‘We suspect Humpty upset the Saudis.’

Humpty

8 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘The age of austerity for rich people is coming.’

Rich people

8 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like.’

Gallery

8 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘Where is the point of delivery?’

NHS

8 November 2018 3:00 pm

Early bird alarm

Bird

8 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘The children said they will be out to photograph it later.’

Snowman

8 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I identify as Woman Friday.’

Woman Friday

8 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘All that futility and loss has given me an idea for a referendum.’

Western Front

8 November 2018 3:00 pm

Talk

8 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘Go on, take it!’

Parcel Force

8 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘Is this the real life? Or is it just fantasy?’

Film

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

Davidson

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘Actually, I support Brexit but I love the atmosphere at middle-class protests.’

March

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘Hello, you may have seen me in the press...’

Press

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘Do I drink to excess? Hell, I’ll drink to anything!’

Drink

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘You’re stuck in a rut.’

Rut

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘Truth be told, I’m struggling to keep up with this gender-fluid business.’

Penny

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘At the moment we’re torn between these two...’

Coin

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’ve come as the living dead.’

Party

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘The cat’s playing Brexit again…’

Cat brexit

1 November 2018 3:00 pm

‘I feel so empty inside.’

Consultation

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘Nope — still can’t see Brexit.’

Mystic

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

Prison

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘There’s an outbreak of Mad Human Disease.’

Moospaper

25 October 2018 2:00 pm

‘I didn’t realise there was a service charge.’

Plate

25 October 2018 2:00 pm