Life

This is what every menu should look like

18 July 2015 9:00 am

The appallingly bad photograph below was taken on my mobile phone about 15 years ago. It shows the menu layout…

Dear Mary: unacceptable behaviour at a book signing

18 July 2015 9:00 am

Q. At a recent literary festival I attended a talk with a high-profile octogenarian writer. I had already bought her…

Banking on wine

18 July 2015 9:00 am

Great matters were trembling in the balance. The prime minister needed cash to achieve his objective and as Parliament was…

Mind your language: Bugs, bugs, bugs

18 July 2015 9:00 am

If my husband were an insect it might well be a bug — a squat creature imbibing nutriment in liquid form.…

Battle for Britain

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

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Fabulous Fabiano

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

Fabiano Caruana notched the result of his life at the Sinquefield Trophy in St Louis last year. Since then he…

No. 370

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

Black to play. This position is a variation from Kramnik-Naiditsch, Dortmund 2015. How can Black make a decisive material gain?…

Poetry in motion

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

In Competition No. 2906 you were invited to write a poem about an encounter in an airport. Craig Raine’s poem…

Dear Mary

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

Q. At a recent literary festival I attended a talk with a high-profile octogenarian writer. I had already bought her…

Banking on wine

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

Great matters were trembling in the balance. The prime minister needed cash to achieve his objective and as Parliament was…

High life

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

I have signed an affidavit for a hearing in the High Court stating that Janan Harb was, to my knowledge,…

Long life

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

I have always been what I suppose one could call a weed, and a cowardly one at that. I never…

Long life

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

I have always been what I suppose one could call a weed, and a cowardly one at that. I never…

Low life

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

Watching the daily running of the bulls through Pamplona’s narrow streets online this week has given me a wistful pang…

Low life

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

Watching the daily running of the bulls through Pamplona’s narrow streets online this week has given me a wistful pang…

Bugs

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

If my husband were an insect it might well be a bug — a squat creature imbibing nutriment in liquid form.…

Real life

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

Insomnia has a lot to answer for. I have not been sleeping well for years but a few months ago…

Urban foxes, the ginger menace

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

Forget about the countryside. When is the government going to do something about the vulpine creatures wreaking havoc in central…

Urban foxes, the ginger menace

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

Forget about the countryside. When is the government going to do something about the vulpine creatures wreaking havoc in central…

The presentation of choice

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

The appallingly bad photograph below was taken on my mobile phone about 15 years ago. It shows the menu layout…

Wild life

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

Laikipia A quarter of a century ago I met two young South African men who had ridden their ponies 1,700…

Our readers’ tea party

The staff of The Spectator are straight out of a painting by Norman Rockwell

11 July 2015 9:00 am

Wow, what a week. London may be bad for one’s health, but it sure makes it fun on the way…

The chemically castrated are useless at crosswords: true or false?

11 July 2015 9:00 am

After hitting me with the cancer diagnosis, the urologist offered me the choice of a longer life in exchange for…

St Anthony, the patron saint of lost things

The menopause lost my car keys

11 July 2015 9:00 am

Here is what I thought happened. I thought that as I tided my store room at the stables I put…

How strange to feel nostalgic for the 1970s

11 July 2015 9:00 am

The 1960s were already more than halfway over when I realised that I was living through what was supposed to…