Mind your language

Twitter speak

17 September 2015 1:00 pm

‘Tweeting’s like text messaging, isn’t it?’ said my husband confidently, though not, as usual, from any knowledge of the matter.…

Credible

12 September 2015 9:00 am

In a wonderfully dry manual of theology on my husband’s bookshelves, written in Latin and printed in Naples in the…

Credible

10 September 2015 1:00 pm

In a wonderfully dry manual of theology on my husband’s bookshelves, written in Latin and printed in Naples in the…

Migrant

5 September 2015 9:00 am

Al Jazeera, the Qatari broadcaster, is going to use refugee instead of migrant in its English output. ‘The umbrella term…

Migrant

3 September 2015 1:00 pm

Al Jazeera, the Qatari broadcaster, is going to use refugee instead of migrant in its English output. ‘The umbrella term…

Names

29 August 2015 9:00 am

We reached peak Charlie in 2012, when 5,571 baby boys were given the name. There were only 4,642 last year.…

Names

27 August 2015 1:00 pm

We reached peak Charlie in 2012, when 5,571 baby boys were given the name. There were only 4,642 last year.…

Asexual

22 August 2015 9:00 am

There was a time when my husband, who often addresses the television, would habitually react to Edward Heath’s appearance on…

Asexual

20 August 2015 1:00 pm

There was a time when my husband, who often addresses the television, would habitually react to Edward Heath’s appearance on…

Taleban

15 August 2015 9:00 am

Toxic virus or Taleban: it’s funny how the mild-mannered Liz Kendall has attracted for her Blairite associations the most violently…

Taleban

13 August 2015 1:00 pm

Toxic virus or Taleban: it’s funny how the mild-mannered Liz Kendall has attracted for her Blairite associations the most violently…

Big ask

8 August 2015 9:00 am

‘That’s unnecessarily crude,’ said my husband, turning momentarily from the television and improving the shining minute by setting the whisky…

Big ask

6 August 2015 1:00 pm

‘That’s unnecessarily crude,’ said my husband, turning momentarily from the television and improving the shining minute by setting the whisky…

I love it that you…

1 August 2015 9:00 am

I had never heard the Country (Red Dirt) singer Wade Bowen before, although his latest album Hold my Beer (Vol 1)…

I love it that you…

30 July 2015 1:00 pm

I had never heard the Country (Red Dirt) singer Wade Bowen before, although his latest album Hold my Beer (Vol 1)…

Charon

25 July 2015 9:00 am

‘What about the moon Tracey?’ asked my husband facetiously when an astronomer on the wireless, talking of Pluto’s moon Charon,…

Charon

23 July 2015 1:00 pm

‘What about the moon Tracey?’ asked my husband facetiously when an astronomer on the wireless, talking of Pluto’s moon Charon,…

Bugs

18 July 2015 9:00 am

If my husband were an insect it might well be a bug — a squat creature imbibing nutriment in liquid form.…

Bugs

16 July 2015 1:00 pm

If my husband were an insect it might well be a bug — a squat creature imbibing nutriment in liquid form.…

Matajudíos

11 July 2015 9:00 am

A village has changed its name because it seemed offensive. But I think the villagers were under a misapprehension. The…

Matajudíos

9 July 2015 1:00 pm

A village has changed its name because it seemed offensive. But I think the villagers were under a misapprehension. The…

Due diligence

4 July 2015 9:00 am

No doubt you, too, have had the feeling, upon glancing at an article in a paper picked up in a…

Due diligence

2 July 2015 1:00 pm

No doubt you, too, have had the feeling, upon glancing at an article in a paper picked up in a…

On the cusp

27 June 2015 9:00 am

‘A stalker who dressed a pillow “mannequin” in his ex’s nurse’s uniform, then sent her a picture, has been told…

On the cusp

25 June 2015 1:00 pm

‘A stalker who dressed a pillow “mannequin” in his ex’s nurse’s uniform, then sent her a picture, has been told…