Cartoon

Crimes

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘It was going to be pea green but there was a sale on at Farrow & Ball.’

Owl

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘It was going to be pea green but there was a sale on at Farrow and Ball.’

Rowboat

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘No? Really? How absolutely fascinating...just how exactly did you expect me to look?’

God

8 February 2014 9:00 am

Cat

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘I remember when you used to hug the trees on our land, Rodney.’

Trees

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘John and I couldn’t agree on a holiday destination so we’re going to one of my choosing instead.’

Holiday

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘That’s me sorted — now let’s go and find something for you.’

Charity

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘With which of these would you like to have sex?’

Sochi

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘AAAAAAHHHHIIIEEEAAAAHH!!!’

Cry

8 February 2014 9:00 am

‘You could try scratchcards…’

Financial

8 February 2014 9:00 am

Kong

8 February 2014 9:00 am

Queen

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘They’ll only eat food the government wants to ban.’

Food

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Shall I be Mother Superior?’

Nun

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Some viewers may find the following scenes disturbing…’

Viewers

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hairs on the couch.’

Cat

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Saatchi vs Taki duel

Duel

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Kiev

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Ugh! Have you seen the number of cats on the internet?’

Cats

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Frack

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘You’ve been smoking, haven’t you? Your clothes reek of fresh air.’

Smoking

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘It’s a general rule of thumb for this part of London — if you can’t read the “for sale” sign you can’t afford the house.’

House

1 February 2014 9:00 am

Neighbourhood

1 February 2014 9:00 am

‘Opposites attract.’

Attraction

1 February 2014 9:00 am