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‘Have we tried turning it off and then on again?’

Gas

The Spectator 12 April 2014 9:00 am

‘Hey — is that your wife in the hotel opposite this hotel?’

Wife

The Spectator 12 April 2014 9:00 am

Pub

The Spectator 12 April 2014 9:00 am

‘There’s a brilliant new section on London’s food banks.’

Food

The Spectator 12 April 2014 9:00 am

‘Why do you say “we’ve got to talk” when what you mean is I’ve got to listen?’

Talk

The Spectator 12 April 2014 9:00 am

‘A spreadsheet on a memory stick would have been fine.’

Spreadsheet

The Spectator 12 April 2014 9:00 am

Spgti

The Spectator 12 April 2014 9:00 am

‘That Shard is a monstrosity, don’t you think?’

Shard

The Spectator 12 April 2014 9:00 am

‘Enough of the jewels, potatoes and tobacco, Sir Walter. Tell me more about e-cigarettes.’

Ecigs

The Spectator 12 April 2014 9:00 am

‘So, where are we off to today?’

Dummies

The Spectator 12 April 2014 9:00 am

‘As we all know, Jeffrey was an alcoholic… erm… sorry… workaholic’

Husband

The Spectator 12 April 2014 9:00 am

French lessons

The Spectator 5 April 2014 9:00 am

François Hollande and Ed Miliband could be political blood brothers. Neither has held down a job outside politics for any…

Portrait of the week

The Spectator 5 April 2014 9:00 am

Home George Osborne, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, made ‘a commitment to fight for full employment in Britain’ and for…

‘St Casilda’, c.1630, by Francisco de Zubarán

Books and Arts

The Spectator 5 April 2014 9:00 am

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‘Cannabis, actually.’

Farmers

The Spectator 5 April 2014 9:00 am

‘We must do lunch some day.’

Cooks

The Spectator 5 April 2014 9:00 am

‘The A stands for appeasement.’

Captain

The Spectator 5 April 2014 9:00 am

‘There’s a copy of Crime and Punishment in the cake.’

Prisoners

The Spectator 5 April 2014 9:00 am

Costa

The Spectator 5 April 2014 9:00 am

‘We were always an odd couple. I’m a man, she’s a woman — it was never going to work.’‘We were always an odd couple. I’m a man, she’s a woman — it was never going to work.’

Bar

The Spectator 5 April 2014 9:00 am

‘Stop calling us ugly and we’ll stop inflicting emotional child abuse.’

Cinderella

The Spectator 5 April 2014 9:00 am

Warning

The Spectator 5 April 2014 9:00 am

‘My job title doesn’t really reflect what I do.’

Title

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‘What’s wrong? You’ve hardly touched your phone.’

Phone

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Psychologist

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