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Nomad camp in the Wakhan, Afghanistan, from The History of Central Asia

Books and arts

13 December 2014 9:00 am

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‘And the winners are …’

The answers

13 December 2014 9:00 am

So they say 1. President François Hollande of France 2. Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, of Nick Clegg, the…

‘Eurgh — you smell like a chimney.’

Smell

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Santa

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Burger

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Flatpack

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Football

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Troll

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City snowman

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Nose

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Delivery

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Jumper

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Charity

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Juhadvent

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Twerky

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Tower

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‘What’s our exit strategy?

Exit strategy

13 December 2014 9:00 am

Boxing day

13 December 2014 9:00 am

‘I bring glad tweetings.’

Tweetings

13 December 2014 9:00 am

‘To be honest, Santa, I preferred you before you went hipster.’

Hipster Santa

13 December 2014 9:00 am

‘He’s the best window cleaner I’ve ever had.’

Windows

13 December 2014 9:00 am

There were rumours that she had slept her way to the top.

Slept

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‘They only agreed to join in with charades if they could include video games as a category.’

Charades

13 December 2014 9:00 am

Snowman

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Kings

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