The Spectator

Airfix

30 January 2016 9:00 am

‘The bloody women tennis players are demanding equal bribes to the men.’

Betting

30 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Are you taking performance-reducing drugs?’

Runners

30 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Winning the National Lottery wouldn’t change me — I don’t check my tickets.’

Pub

30 January 2016 9:00 am

Wireless birds

Wireless

30 January 2016 9:00 am

‘He’s nine, but teacher says he has a radicalised age of 13!’

School

30 January 2016 9:00 am

‘In’ trouble

28 January 2016 3:00 pm

David Cameron wants to get the European Union referendum over with quickly — and understandably so. Things are still going…

Barometer

28 January 2016 3:00 pm

So near and yet so far Henry Worsley died in a Chilean hospital of peritonitis after being airlifted from Antartica,…

Disciplined brutality

28 January 2016 3:00 pm

From ‘The Crimes of Germany’, The Spectator, 29 January 1916: It would be a relief, a partial solution, if only…

Letters

28 January 2016 3:00 pm

Levelling the cricket pitch Sir: As a cricket addict and believer in state education, it pains me to agree with…

Portrait of the week

28 January 2016 3:00 pm

Home Donald Tusk, the president of the European Council, prepared a paper on the four areas of concern between Britain…

Safety first

23 January 2016 9:00 am

This week brings to a close an absurdly overblown cause célèbre. The Court of Appeal ruled that David Miranda’s detention…

Portrait of the week

23 January 2016 9:00 am

Home David Cameron, the Prime Minister, said that Muslim women must learn English, and that those who had entered on…

Barometer

23 January 2016 9:00 am

Roll out the barrel The price of crude oil dropped below $30 a barrel. Why do we measure it in…

Bad driving

23 January 2016 9:00 am

From ‘The Conscription of Wealth’, The Spectator, 22 January 1916: At recent race meetings streams of motor-cars have proceeded from…

‘We razed the university to the ground, just to be on the safe side.’

Oxford

23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Is this something to do with Corbyn?’

Look left

23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘I’m looking for a hook-up.’

Pirate

23 January 2016 9:00 am

Superfood

23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘You are 27,345,004th in the queue, please hold.’

Angel

23 January 2016 9:00 am

Problem

23 January 2016 9:00 am

Backhander

23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘...his wife would eat no lean, no dairy, no grains, no wheat, no gluten, no soya, no lactose, no refined sugar, no nuts, no yeast, no...’

Sprat

23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘When you’ve finished your colouring-in would you mind resuming the parental role?’

Colouring

23 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Don’t you hate it when a siren goes off next door and there’s nothing you can do about it?’

Mermaid

23 January 2016 9:00 am