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How reassuringly like old times it is, going to a God-forsaken retail park with Stefano. We mooch about the DIY…
Real Life
Assuming someone had moved house before, and put a new boiler in their new house, while remaining a customer of…
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BT have just put the phone down on me for asking them to stop sending me junk mail, which is…
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Stefano and his boys got to work with gusto and within a few days the upstairs of my house started…
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Stefano the Albanian turned up in a brand new Audi off-roader, cutting quite the dash. He looked older, with some…
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My friendly neighbourhood Lib Dems have put some campaign literature through my door. In a covering note, they intimate that…
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Darcy is high-maintenance, so I decided to leave her in the posh livery yard, with its luxuriant shavings beds and…
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Easier by far to load up my horses and move them to the next village than try to fight the…
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Like Steve McQueen gone slightly to seed, the builder boyfriend strode off into the sunset. Nothing becomes him so much…
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‘This situation is Rorke’s Drift,’ said the builder boyfriend, after our proposed renovations were objected to at the parish council’s…
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Turns out you can’t eat grass. A horse does something clever to it in its mouth that humans can’t. Fine,…
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After a tense two week stand-off, the Balham Airbnb Crisis has been resolved. My upstairs neighbour and I have drawn…
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Some people call their house Dun Roamin’ to sum up their state of mind. After ten weeks ministering to my…
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Hello, Cydney spaniel here. She’s lying in a darkened room so I’m to tell you what happened. To cut a…
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Buffy Sainte-Marie said it best. ‘The lights of town are at my back, my heart is full of stars./ And…
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The gloves are off in my battle with the two brothers who live in the flat upstairs. They have just…
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The cottage of my dreams (or possibly worst nightmares) proved rather difficult to purchase, not least because the agent selling…
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I am becoming the Basil Fawlty of Airbnb. Almost everything that tormented Basil has tormented me since I started taking…
Chips with everything
Compulsory microchipping of dogs will hurt caring pet owners – but help busybodies
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My adventures in penury land me with two job applications on my screen, one for MI6, one for Sainsbury’s. Do…
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After a year of affordable car insurance, I knew I had to be in for it when my premium came…
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If you are the sort of person who enjoys tinkering with a classic car prone to myriad mechanical problems then…
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Diamonds are for ever. Plumbers take a lifetime. They never finish. No job is too big or small for them…
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‘Racing is 99.9 per cent disappointment,’ said the trainer philosophically, as I sat in the yard sipping coffee, waiting for…
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Darcy trod on a screw. Five little words which, if Darcy was anything other than a thoroughbred horse, might signify…
