Jeremy Clarke: War games on Polzeath beach
We picked up the key to the caravan, let ourselves in, ascertained the phone signal situation (none) and went to…
Jeremy Clarke: The day I walked into a postcard
This time last year the postman delivered a picture postcard depicting a village square in Provence. The photograph on the…
Jeremy Clarke in France: A couple of formidables, dinner with bucketfuls of rosé, dancing, cognac with sugar cubes and a delightful romance
Golly my testicles are shrinking fast. At this rate by Christmas they’ll be down to the size of garden peas.…
Jeremy Clarke’s joy at a two-speed oscilating fan in la chaleur TGV
Hotel Trepaner, St Raphael, French Riviera: I have read all ten reviews on this site. The overall rating (given by…
His first night out in three weeks and Jeremy Clarke failed to pull
I haven’t been out for three weeks and I’m up for a big night. To prove it I’m wearing my…
Jeremy Clarke: Despite the rioting and suicides, there’s nowhere quite like Dartmoor
‘How was your journey?’ I said. In summer, the place next door is let to visitors on a weekly basis.…
Jeremy Clarke: I don't want to lose my grandsons
We were watching Top Gear. I was sitting on a wobbly fold-up chair at a rickety garden table in a…
I didn't want to talk about my cancer. But then I got to the party...
Searching the web for information about the enigmatic Bilderberg group, I came across a website called Who Controls America? It’s…
Jeremy Clarke: 'Can you part your cheeks a bit?’ I did so. There was a stunned silence
Sir Francis Drake died of dysentery while attacking the town of San Juan in Puerto Rico. He was buried at…
