Dot Wordsworth

Americanisms

7 January 2017 9:00 am

Here are eight invasive Americanisms to continue annoying us in 2017. Running for office. Liz Kendall was ‘running for the…

Americanisms

5 January 2017 3:00 pm

Here are eight invasive Americanisms to continue annoying us in 2017. Running for office. Liz Kendall was ‘running for the…

Uh-oh

29 December 2016 3:00 pm

Here are the first 50 words in the order that they were learnt by a child called Will: 1 uh-oh;…

Uh-oh

29 December 2016 3:00 pm

Here are the first 50 words in the order that they were learnt by a child called Will: 1 uh-oh;…

Yeah

10 December 2016 9:00 am

My husband has an irritating habit of holding his hymn book open at the right page but obviously not referring…

Yeah

8 December 2016 3:00 pm

My husband has an irritating habit of holding his hymn book open at the right page but obviously not referring…

They

3 December 2016 9:00 am

‘When I asked the bank,’ said my husband, ‘they were no help at all.’ My attention was distracted from his…

They

1 December 2016 3:00 pm

‘When I asked the bank,’ said my husband, ‘they were no help at all.’ My attention was distracted from his…

Coulrophobia

26 November 2016 9:00 am

There’s something suspicious about the name for a fear of clowns which was on the shortlist of words of the…

Coulrophobia

24 November 2016 3:00 pm

There’s something suspicious about the name for a fear of clowns which was on the shortlist of words of the…

Cortana

19 November 2016 9:00 am

At the Queen’s Coronation, the Duke of Northumberland carried the Sword of Mercy called Cortana. I mention this for three…

Cortana

17 November 2016 3:00 pm

At the Queen’s Coronation, the Duke of Northumberland carried the Sword of Mercy called Cortana. I mention this for three…

Hygge

12 November 2016 9:00 am

‘If there’s one thing I can’t stand,’ said my husband, ‘it’s scented candles.’ Now, we have never knowingly harboured a…

Hygge

10 November 2016 3:00 pm

‘If there’s one thing I can’t stand,’ said my husband, ‘it’s scented candles.’ Now, we have never knowingly harboured a…

Post-Brexit

5 November 2016 9:00 am

Staring at a brown envelope, my husband said: ‘I’ll deal with that post-breakfast,’ and then laughed as though he had…

Post-Brexit

3 November 2016 3:00 pm

Staring at a brown envelope, my husband said: ‘I’ll deal with that post-breakfast,’ and then laughed as though he had…

Straik

29 October 2016 9:00 am

I’m very glad I followed a friend’s recommendation to read The Bird of Dawning by John Masefield, an author neglected…

Straik

27 October 2016 2:00 pm

I’m very glad I followed a friend’s recommendation to read The Bird of Dawning by John Masefield, an author neglected…

The origins of Marmite and Bovril

22 October 2016 9:00 am

‘How can Bovril be suitable for vegetarians?’ asked my husband. ‘Bo- comes from bos, Latin for an ox.’ He was…

Marmite vs Bovril

20 October 2016 2:00 pm

‘How can Bovril be suitable for vegetarians?’ asked my husband. ‘Bo- comes from bos, Latin for an ox.’ He was…

Marmite vs Bovril

20 October 2016 2:00 pm

‘How can Bovril be suitable for vegetarians?’ asked my husband. ‘Bo- comes from bos, Latin for an ox.’ He was…

Polari

15 October 2016 9:00 am

Of the contribution to English that Polari is claimed to have brought, perhaps naff is the most current-sounding. An older…

Polari

13 October 2016 2:00 pm

Of the contribution to English that Polari is claimed to have brought, perhaps naff is the most current-sounding. An older…

Critique

8 October 2016 9:00 am

‘Americans,’ said my husband in much the same tone that Betsey Trotwood said ‘Donkeys’. It was his way of explaining…

Critique

6 October 2016 2:00 pm

‘Americans,’ said my husband in much the same tone that Betsey Trotwood said ‘Donkeys’. It was his way of explaining…