Leave Ted Cruz’s daughter alone!
Ted Cruz’s thirteen-year-old daughter Caroline found herself in the sinister gaze of a blog called LGBTQNation this week. Cockburn is…
Why doesn’t Liz Cheney mention January 6 to her voters?
Cockburn is eagerly anticipating a number of clashes in the 2022 midterm elections in under a year’s time. Chief among…
Bad boy: Bidens dump dog week before Christmas
They say a dog is for life, not just for Christmas. Clearly that’s another old adage Joe Biden no longer…
The shamelessness of David Rothkopf
David Rothkopf may not be Ron Klain’s favorite DC pundit. That title goes to Jennifer Rubin, the “conservative” Washington Post…
CNN in crisis
Cockburn is finally allowed to travel internationally again and he is quite chapped that his airport bar bourbons will no…
Let Cockburn debase himself at your Christmas party
It is, as Andy Williams memorably put it, the most wonderful time of the year. Christmas party season has hit…
Comparing Fauci to Josef Mengele seems ill-advised
Cockburn always thought Thanksgiving was the holiday designated for sharing madcap political views that one day you’ll regret saying aloud.…
Does the Lincoln Project deserve credit for Biden’s 2020 win?
Cockburn was weighing his post-Thanksgiving options this past weekend: the fifth leftover sandwich of the day or the rest of…
Kyle Rittenhouse takes on his QAnon lawyers
Much of Tucker Carlson’s exclusive interview with Kyle Rittenhouse, the teenager found not guilty in a high-profile homicide trial last…
All hail President Kamala!
A new poll was released this week showing 50 percent of Americans don’t think President Biden is in good health.…
Kamala Harris, unprotected
Are you a sexist and a racist? For her supporters, that’s the only possible explanation for why Vice President Kamala…
Cheers to drunk politicians
Cockburn has always been suspicious of politicians who don’t drink. The track record there isn’t very good: Hitler, Biden, Trump,…
The non-scandal of Glenn Youngkin’s ‘Oriental’ prom night
Welcome to the grubby world of politics, Governor-elect Glenn Youngkin. A breathless report on the Democrat blog Blue Virginia on…
No sex, please, we’re national conservatives
Orlando, Florida Cockburn just got back from the second annual National Conservatism Conference in Orlando, Florida. The ballroom of…
Maryland gubernatorial candidates push child vax mandates
There were plenty of lessons for Democrats to learn from the shock victory of Republican Glenn Youngkin in Tuesday night’s…
I’m with Durr: trucker who spent $153 on campaign could be new NJ Senate president
Think of a newcomer who delivered a shock upset against an establishment insider and triggered a political earthquake. No, not…
The worst boogier inside the Beltway
Cockburn’s rug-cutting days are behind him. An unfortunate misunderstanding with the wife of an Ecuadorian chargé d’affairs during a Georgetown…
Biden’s fright night in Virginia
Cockburn lost a game of darts with Amber Athey at the weekend, so he got the distinct pleasure of trekking…
Don’t worry: colleges are still insufferably woke post-COVID
Given the recent spate of “fuck Joe Biden” chants at college football games, you’d be forgiven for thinking that a…
Biological man scores historic first for women
The Biden administration announced Tuesday that Rachel Levine, the assistant secretary of health, will be sworn in as a four-star…
Let’s Go Brandon takes the charts by storm
It won’t surprise you to learn that Cockburn does not, generally speaking, listen to hip-hop. But he has been forced to…
British oddsmakers: Trump favorite to win in 2024
They say betting markets are more reliable indicators of election outcomes than the pundits and even the polls. But the…
The Washingtonian’s dreary, woke ‘best of’ list
Cockburn was waiting to get his beard trimmed at the barber recently and found himself flicking through the latest issue…
One of Washington’s best bars returns
Cockburn has rarely met a pub he didn’t like, though plenty of pubs haven’t taken a liking to Cockburn. Fortunately,…
Who’s afraid of the Florever Purge?
October is upon us, which means it’s horror movie season. And a new release promises ‘a dark dystopian story’ that depicts ‘terrifyingly evil’ behavior.…
