Labor and the Greens have been locked in an unofficial coalition for decades.

Recently, they have been joined by the Teals, creating an unholy trinity of political representatives who subscribe to a religion loosely based in environmentalism but practically rooted in fascistic behaviour.

It has been a long time since the Greens were genuine tree-huggers while the closest the Teals get to nature are comfortable strolls beneath the English trees that shade their wealthy north shore sidewalks.