Everybody knows that Labor governments are rubbish with money. They sit around for years, spearing holes in the bottom of the Australian ship until the water swells around their ankles. When their mates at the ABC get tired of bailing and the Greens toss their buckets overboard in protest, the ship is given back to the nearest Liberal to salvage.
Breaking things is exciting.
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