As Head Master of Robert Menzies Grammar, it gives me less pleasure than usual to report on the boys and their performance during 2018. For the school itself, the year has been a worrying one. First, several boys decided they would rather be girls, three have announced that they already are girls and one, who not surprisingly is in the Drama Club and given to histrionic outbursts, has claimed that he is a ‘woman trapped in a man’s body’.