This is totally OT and the Mods may not even like the sound of this but my query relates to…ahm… Kimmi. Can one have one made to order, I wonder. I would like mine to be modelled on someone I have fancied since I was in my teens, who shall remain anonymous. Well ok, its Merkel, Angela. Yes, yes, I know…what can I say…
I mean there is money to be made in this love doll manufacturing business.
Hey, talking about Merkel, maybe the German government, what with the problems they’re experiencing with their new citizens and their inability to interact with native German mädchen, could distribute Kimmis (or Merkels) free of charge. Maybe she could be programmed to utter “nein, nein” every time the frisky bearded gent tries to get near her. This is educational stuff.
The possibilities are endless.
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