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‘We’re still undecided. Can you come
back in late October?’
‘If you can remember the
1922 Committee you weren’t there.’
‘I don’t know what all
the fuss is about.’
‘I like my drugs like I like
my Brexit — hard.’
‘This is the real enemy: Big Farmer.’
‘There’s not much choice — every
one of them is either female or male!’
‘Higher... higher!’
‘I bet he used a plastic straw...’