You will be distressed to hear that I have recently been in the hands of the doctors. However, there is really no need to worry: reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. The entire medical profession was wheeled out to examine me and I was subjected to every test known to mankind, most of them, if you ask me, completely unnecessary, but all very expensive.
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