The unclued lights can be arranged to give: ‘I decided to sell my Hoover … well, it was just collecting dust’ (by) Tim Vine. This was voted best one-liner at the 2014 Edinburgh Fringe.
First prize D. Morris, Birchington, Kent
Runners-up Elizabeth Feinberg, Rancho Mirage, California; M. Day, London N6
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