Surrey
Why is China sending aid money to Surrey?
When I first hear that my well-heeled Surrey neighbourhood is receiving aid from China, I assume it must be a…
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My friendly neighbourhood Lib Dems have put some campaign literature through my door. In a covering note, they intimate that…
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Like Steve McQueen gone slightly to seed, the builder boyfriend strode off into the sunset. Nothing becomes him so much…
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‘This situation is Rorke’s Drift,’ said the builder boyfriend, after our proposed renovations were objected to at the parish council’s…
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Quite stoically, I was mountaineering on my hands and knees over a sea of rubble to get to the temporary…
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Two months after I cancelled Sky, a strange letter arrived in the post. ‘We are writing to you because we…
Welcome to the only house left in south-east England that hasn’t been chavved up
Buffy Sainte-Marie said it best. ‘The lights of town are at my back, my heart is full of stars./ And…
