lockdown

My Japanese toilet has made me a lockdown hero

11 April 2020 9:00 am

Compared with every other household chore, progress in bum-wiping has been glacially slow. It’s only in living memory that schools…

Dear Mary: How can I self-isolate without people bothering me on Zoom?

11 April 2020 9:00 am

Q. Caught in Switzerland as the ski resort shut down around my ears, and feeling like a walking health hazard,…

I’m recovering – but I glimpsed the coronavirus cliff edge

11 April 2020 9:00 am

So I’ve had the virus. Or rather, I think I have. Ordinary mortals can no longer get tested by the…

A note to fellow lockdown lethargics

8 April 2020 1:50 am

Strange times, these. Dull and unsettling in equal measure. Much of life feels as though it is stuck in some…

What will a coronavirus 'exit strategy' look like?

7 April 2020 2:15 am

At the daily press briefings of senior ministers, the medical and the scientific advisers, there is a reluctance to talk…

Had the entire village population been wiped out since last week?

4 April 2020 9:00 am

With my signed and dated laissez-passer in my pocket, I trotted down to the village to see if I could…