‘There’s a rumour going round it was murder.’

Funeral

14 November 2015 9:00 am

Butterfly

14 November 2015 9:00 am

‘The John Lewis advert seems to start earlier every year.’

Telly

14 November 2015 9:00 am

‘This is Geoff. He’s a bit of an unreconstructed old lefty.’

Geoff

7 November 2015 9:00 am

‘So how rare do you want your cancer?’

Steak

7 November 2015 9:00 am

‘Bad news, I’m afraid… you’re a junior doctor.’

GP

7 November 2015 9:00 am

‘What do you mean you want them for sport?’

Trainers

7 November 2015 9:00 am

‘Gentlemen, I propose one of us has a sex change.’

Board

7 November 2015 9:00 am

Silent

7 November 2015 9:00 am

Report

7 November 2015 9:00 am

‘Buy anything at the Thatcher memorabilia auction?’

Thatcher

7 November 2015 9:00 am

‘Do you have planning permission for that extension?’

Tangled

7 November 2015 9:00 am

‘Do you remember how happy we were in the early days, before we met…?’

Dinner

31 October 2015 9:00 am

‘So was Mr Blair’s apology both full and frank?’

Pigs

31 October 2015 9:00 am

Drama

31 October 2015 9:00 am

Tramps

31 October 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m drinking to forget I’m not supposed to eat sausages.’

Food

31 October 2015 9:00 am

Photographer

31 October 2015 9:00 am

Confirm

31 October 2015 9:00 am

‘And this is a picture of my sweetheart by Frank Auerbach.’

Auerbach

31 October 2015 9:00 am

‘Well, if you ain’t cheatin’, then where’s Mrs Bun the Baker’s Wife?’

Cowboys

31 October 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m a cyber-philanthropist — I hack into people’s accounts and clear their overdrafts.’

Party

31 October 2015 9:00 am

Witch

31 October 2015 9:00 am

‘What’s this Eurocentric crap doing on my desk?’

Tray

24 October 2015 9:00 am

‘Millions of people from all over the world got on terribly well with each other again today…’

News

24 October 2015 9:00 am