Competition

Hey, Mr Tangerine Man

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

In Competition No. 2984 you were invited to follow in the footsteps of Green Day and Moby and provide Donald…

Hey, Mr Tangerine Man

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

In Competition No. 2984 you were invited to follow in the footsteps of Green Day and Moby and provide Donald…

Creature discomfort

4 February 2017 9:00 am

In Competition No. 2983, an assignment inspired by W.W. Jacobs’s macabre mini masterpiece ‘The Monkey’s Paw’, you were invited to…

Creature discomfort

2 February 2017 3:00 pm

In Competition No. 2983, an assignment inspired by W.W. Jacobs’s macabre mini masterpiece ‘The Monkey’s Paw’, you were invited to…

Seasick

28 January 2017 9:00 am

In Competition No. 2982 you were invited to recast John Masefield’s ‘Sea Fever’ in light of the news that the…

Seasick

26 January 2017 3:00 pm

In Competition No. 2982 you were invited to recast John Masefield’s ‘Sea Fever’ in light of the news that the…

Fashion statement

21 January 2017 9:00 am

In Competition No. 2981 you were invited to submit a poem about a politician and an item of clothing.  …

Fashion statement

19 January 2017 3:00 pm

In Competition No. 2981 you were invited to submit a poem about a politician and an item of clothing.  …

Comic effect

14 January 2017 9:00 am

In Competition No. 2980 you were invited to submit an extract from a politician’s speech ghostwritten by a well-known comedian.…

Comic effect

12 January 2017 3:00 pm

In Competition No. 2980 you were invited to submit an extract from a politician’s speech ghostwritten by a well-known comedian.…

Take five

7 January 2017 9:00 am

In Competition No. 2979 you were invited to supply your contribution to a series of parodies of Enid Blyton’s Famous…

Take five

5 January 2017 3:00 pm

In Competition No. 2979 you were invited to supply your contribution to a series of parodies of Enid Blyton’s Famous…

Empty words

29 December 2016 3:00 pm

In Competition No. 2977 you were invited to submit a selection of meaningless, pseudo-profound statements. Bullshit was defined in a…

Empty words

29 December 2016 3:00 pm

In Competition No. 2977 you were invited to submit a selection of meaningless, pseudo-profound statements. Bullshit was defined in a…

Let’s twist

10 December 2016 9:00 am

In Competition No. 2977 you were invited to submit a Christmas carol with a topical twist. ‘In the bleak midwinter’…

Let’s twist

8 December 2016 3:00 pm

In Competition No. 2977 you were invited to submit a Christmas carol with a topical twist. ‘In the bleak midwinter’…

The long view

3 December 2016 9:00 am

In Competition No. 2976 you were invited to submit an extract of a speech in which a well-known figure from…

The long view

1 December 2016 3:00 pm

In Competition No. 2976 you were invited to submit an extract of a speech in which a well-known figure from…

Changing fashions

26 November 2016 9:00 am

In Competition No. 2975 you were invited to supply your own nine-line twist on Robert Herrick’s ‘Upon Julia’s clothes’:  …

Changing fashions

24 November 2016 3:00 pm

In Competition No. 2975 you were invited to supply your own nine-line twist on Robert Herrick’s ‘Upon Julia’s clothes’:  …

I quit

19 November 2016 9:00 am

In Competition No. 2974 you were invited to submit a resignation letter from God.   Despite mankind’s attempts to kill…

I quit

17 November 2016 3:00 pm

In Competition No. 2974 you were invited to submit a resignation letter from God.   Despite mankind’s attempts to kill…

Missing person report

12 November 2016 9:00 am

In Competition No. 2973 you were invited to give your thoughts, in verse or prose, on who the Person from…

Missing person report

10 November 2016 3:00 pm

In Competition No. 2973 you were invited to give your thoughts, in verse or prose, on who the Person from…

Ode worthy

5 November 2016 9:00 am

In Competition No. 2972 you were invited to supply an ode on a Grayson Perry urn. Frank McDonald wasn’t keen:…