Columnists Australia

Brown study

13 July 2019 9:00 am

As you know, here at The United Nations Cultural Reform Unit we have embarked on a major project to remake…

Brown study

6 July 2019 9:00 am

You do not need me to recommend good books. But I will do it all the same, or at least…

Brown study

29 June 2019 9:00 am

As we speak, a bright new class of newly-elected MPs and Senators is assembling in the cities, towns and remote…

Simon Collins

29 June 2019 9:00 am

You keep yourself nice, you shake the right hands. You spend decades cultivating the good opinion of punters of every…

Brown study

22 June 2019 9:00 am

The long march through our institutions goes on, and they are falling over like ninepins. The latest victim is the…

Latham’s law

22 June 2019 9:00 am

Somewhere, most likely in a bunker buried beneath the ABC, there’s a Left-wing laboratory working overtime at inventing new slurs…

Brown study

15 June 2019 9:00 am

I am afraid I cannot join in the universal and maudlin distress into which so many of our fellow citizens…

Simon Collins

15 June 2019 9:00 am

It is unclear, at time of writing, whether an application to stage America’s inaugural Straight Pride Parade on the streets…

Brown Study

1 June 2019 9:00 am

A few months ago, I was cleaning up my study to see what could usefully be discarded, so that my…

Simon Collins

1 June 2019 9:00 am

Like many Speccie readers I’m old enough to remember when men smoked pipes on buses and tradies whistled. I can…

Brown study

25 May 2019 9:00 am

Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 US election the day she called Donald Trump’s supporters ‘a basket of deplorables’. After that,…

Australian notes

25 May 2019 9:00 am

Eleven random thoughts Let me start with a bow to those who thought it best to vote for Malcolm Turnbull…

Simon Collins

18 May 2019 9:00 am

In a normal year, Easter is the only time when eggs play anything other than a nutritional part in Australian…

Brown study

18 May 2019 9:00 am

You liked Pink Batts? You’ll love Funny Money! Why? Well, I am now convinced that the Liberal party has gone…

Brown study

11 May 2019 9:00 am

Last week, candidates from all parties were starting to drop like flies as they were disendorsed by their parties for…

Brown study

4 May 2019 9:00 am

I see that some members of the media have started referring to the election as ‘boring’. I disagree with them.…

Simon Collins

4 May 2019 9:00 am

A wealthy, white, male, middle-aged American Christian takes his wife on holiday to Australia. Hiking through the Tasmanian wilderness one…

Australian notes

4 May 2019 9:00 am

Labor’s water hypocrisy  What water scandal? ‘I acted on the recommendations of my department which had conducted an independent, competitive…

Brown Study

27 April 2019 9:00 am

Our serried ranks of interstate and overseas readers may not be aware that in the last two weeks Melbourne has…

Australian Notes

27 April 2019 9:00 am

Golden transparency of surrogacy secrecy? How many times have you met a person and wondered if they could talk under…

Brown study

20 April 2019 9:00 am

The federal parliament used to be a place of vigorous but respectful debate. Not now. I was reflecting on this…

Simon Collins

20 April 2019 9:00 am

When Christopher Hitchens decided to qualify the title of his 2007 magnum opus God is not Great with the caption…

Brown study

13 April 2019 9:00 am

There is something symbiotic about the fact that the federal Budget has been dropped on us just when the final…

Brown study

6 April 2019 9:00 am

What do the ABC and the New Zealand terrorist horror have in common? Apart, I mean, from the fact that…

Simon Collins

6 April 2019 9:00 am

There are two kinds of political figure who cannot be effectively satirised. One is the kind of leader who makes…