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Santa

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Looks like following a westward-leading star isn’t going to be as simple as we thought.’

Star

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Now let’s see who’s been naughty and nice.’

Santa snooper

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Merry Christmas from Jeremy Corbyn, leader of the opposition — at the time of posting.’

Card

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘For Christmas I’d like the Chilcot report.’

Report

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘I know it’s really silly, but it makes people laugh.’

Jumper

12 December 2015 9:00 am

‘The usual dilemmas — who’s died, who’s had a sex change, who’s converted to Islam…’

Cards

5 December 2015 9:00 am

‘It’s a Twitter storm.’

Rain

5 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Did you leave the thermostat on high again?’

Igloo

5 December 2015 9:00 am

‘The fools! Don’t they know we’re already there?’

Isis

5 December 2015 9:00 am

Sugar

5 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Darling, we need to engage in a meaningful dialogue.’

Coffee

5 December 2015 9:00 am

Exit

5 December 2015 9:00 am

March

5 December 2015 9:00 am

‘Good work, Collins! The bollocking I gave you yesterday has had 10,000 hits on YouTube.’

Office

28 November 2015 9:00 am

‘Like you, I’m very jumpy.’

Kangaroo

28 November 2015 9:00 am

Cinema

28 November 2015 9:00 am

Call

28 November 2015 9:00 am

HMV

28 November 2015 9:00 am

Advent

28 November 2015 9:00 am

‘What about Caterpillar tracks?’

Newspaper

28 November 2015 9:00 am

‘They’re full of money.’

Defence

28 November 2015 9:00 am

‘I’m incredibly tired and apt to make mistakes.’

Demonstration

21 November 2015 9:00 am

‘There’s a call for you to observe a year’s silence.’

Corbyn

21 November 2015 9:00 am

‘On the internet, nobody knows you’re GCHQ.’

Spies

21 November 2015 9:00 am