Cartoon

‘Dammit, no reception. I’ll just tell you instead.’

Dinner

16 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘I was the first in my family to get into student debt.’

Debt

16 February 2017 3:00 pm

Dummies

16 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘I see — and how long has your kettle been talking to your laptop?’

IoT

16 February 2017 3:00 pm

Robot

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

Graves

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

Bank

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

Beyoncé

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

Ark

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

Damp

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

Batteries

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

Awards

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

Carrots

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

Workers

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

Couch

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

Russia

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

Dog

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘Well, of course you have an on-off relationship… it’s a sex robot.’

Robot

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

Graves

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘We’d like to own our own house one day, so that we can sell it to pay for our elderly care.’

Bank

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘She’s publicity-seeking for three.’

Beyoncé

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘For the love of God make this ark go faster.’

Ark

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘Of course, old castles are full of rising damp.’

Damp

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘I can’t go and play outside. The batteries are flat.’

Batteries

9 February 2017 3:00 pm

‘And winners, please remember time is limited, so keep speeches down to four thank-yous and two rants against Trump.’

Awards

9 February 2017 3:00 pm