Cartoon

‘I remember when all this was skyline.’

Skyline

16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘And now Glenn Miller’s Not In The Mood.’

Miller

16 January 2016 9:00 am

Drone

16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘I’m on strike so a locum will have to make my mistakes for me.’

Locum

16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘This duck’s a bit rubbery.’

Duck

16 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Well, I say thank God for plastic bags!’

Bags

9 January 2016 9:00 am

Baabaa

9 January 2016 9:00 am

‘And that’s why he wants to blow up buildings...’

Bouncy

9 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Jonathan loves Nordic crime drama so much he’s decided to become a serial killer.’

Serial

9 January 2016 9:00 am

‘We’ve been sent a threatening letter!’

Puritans

9 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Apparently he’s in special operations.’

Surgeon

9 January 2016 9:00 am

‘We’ve narrowed it down to 60 million suspects.’

Police

9 January 2016 9:00 am

‘I’m getting in practice for the Chilcot report.’

Bed

9 January 2016 9:00 am

Shop

9 January 2016 9:00 am

Drynuary

9 January 2016 9:00 am

‘We decided not to name him in order to protect his identity.’

Protect

2 January 2016 9:00 am

‘You look really stupid with it on back to front.’

Stupid

2 January 2016 9:00 am

‘It’s to compensate for his tiny carrot.’

Snowmen

2 January 2016 9:00 am

‘Isn’t it nice to all sit round the television as a family?’

Family

2 January 2016 9:00 am

‘I’m an Olympic year.’

Year

2 January 2016 9:00 am

‘No more Mr Nice Guy.’

Nice guy

2 January 2016 9:00 am

Pub

2 January 2016 9:00 am

‘If you’re trying to give up, the secret is to make it difficult to have a drink.’

Drink

2 January 2016 9:00 am

‘I’ve been un-auld acquaintanced on Facebook.’

Facebook

2 January 2016 9:00 am

‘We’ve put in a basement swimming pool.’‘We’ve put in a basement swimming pool.’

Igloo

12 December 2015 9:00 am