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Referendum

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘Break a leg!’

Jump

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘I’m not happy about the veil.’

Veil

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘It stopped breathing so I was giving it the kiss of life.’

Wine

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘Sarge, looks like we’ve recovered the murder weapon.’

Weapon

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘To be honest, she’s a bit young for me. She looked older in her online profile.’

Profile

13 February 2016 9:00 am

Tunnel

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘I think you’ll agree the box is just as effective without chocolates.’

Corbyn

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘Firstly, thank you for coming and a special thanks to the Skype mourners.’

Funeral

13 February 2016 9:00 am

‘The ones that are a wonky shape are just as tasty!’

Monsters

13 February 2016 9:00 am

Newsbills

6 February 2016 9:00 am

Tap

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘It’s a new drone for campaigns that require boots on the ground.’

Drone

6 February 2016 9:00 am

Radical

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘Quick, War and No Peace is on.’

War

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘Don’t worry, it’s only a Twitterstorm — it’ll blow over in no time.’

Storm

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘Bloody inflation!’

Poundland

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘The whole film just stank of whitesploitation to me’

Cinema

6 February 2016 9:00 am

Product recall

Old men

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘They’re motivational speakers.’

Run

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘Do you often feel as if you’re just drifting?’

Warship

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘Or, as I like to call it, Benefits Street.’

City

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘You are not going to school dressed like that!’

School

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘It’s the Chilcot advent calendar.’

Advent

6 February 2016 9:00 am

‘My ancestors — the box set!’

Mausoleum

30 January 2016 9:00 am