Wilbur

‘I wouldn’t like to be in Keir Starmer’s predicament.’

Wilbur 14 February 2026 9:00 am

Roses are red

Wilbur 14 February 2026 9:00 am

‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’

Wilbur 7 February 2026 9:00 am

‘With your politics, you’re a natural fit for Reform.’

Wilbur 7 February 2026 9:00 am

‘Nigel Farage on line one, sir. He wonders if you’d be interested in joining Reform.’

Wilbur 31 January 2026 9:00 am

‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’

Wilbur 31 January 2026 9:00 am

‘Must have been on triple-strength Wegovy.’

Wilbur 17 January 2026 9:00 am

‘I’m doing Single Malt January.’

Wilbur 17 January 2026 9:00 am

‘At least we’ve got water.’

Wilbur 17 January 2026 9:00 am

There’s an app for that now

Wilbur 17 January 2026 9:00 am

The old rules-based order is history

Wilbur 10 January 2026 9:00 am

‘Oh Gruffalo, thank goodness! For a minute I thought you were David Walliams.’

Wilbur 10 January 2026 9:00 am

And they all lived happily ever after until the invention of the smartphone…

Wilbur 10 January 2026 9:00 am

And Daddy says can I also ask for a new prime minister?

Wilbur 13 December 2025 9:00 am

Robin

Wilbur 13 December 2025 9:00 am

‘We have a few notes on presentation and delivery.’

Wilbur 13 December 2025 9:00 am

‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’

Wilbur 29 November 2025 9:00 am

‘You make Rachel Reeves seem decisive.’

Wilbur 22 November 2025 9:00 am

Ah, some good news for once

Wilbur 22 November 2025 9:00 am

‘This could be the final nail in the coffin.’

Wilbur 15 November 2025 9:00 am

Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our jobs

Wilbur 15 November 2025 9:00 am

Come on Donald, amuse me

Wilbur 8 November 2025 9:00 am

‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’

Wilbur 8 November 2025 9:00 am

Did you just heckle me about Prince Andrew?

Wilbur 1 November 2025 9:00 am

‘Move over!’

Wilbur 1 November 2025 9:00 am

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