Wilbur

‘I wouldn’t fancy taking over from Keir Starmer.’

Wilbur 14 March 2026 9:00 am

I told you Peter Mandelson was a flight risk

Wilbur 7 March 2026 9:00 am

‘I’m just glad I didn’t move to Dubai.’

Wilbur 7 March 2026 9:00 am

Ah, spring! I expect the humans have sorted out most of their problems by now

Wilbur 28 February 2026 9:00 am

‘Of course, he’s always denied any wrongdoing.’

Wilbur 28 February 2026 9:00 am

I remember when all this was fields

Wilbur 21 February 2026 9:00 am

‘Sorry chaps, the servants won’t work for us any more.’

Wilbur 21 February 2026 9:00 am

‘I wouldn’t like to be in Keir Starmer’s predicament.’

Wilbur 14 February 2026 9:00 am

Roses are red

Wilbur 14 February 2026 9:00 am

‘I don’t call it a comb-over, I prefer the phrase “hair system”.’

Wilbur 7 February 2026 9:00 am

‘With your politics, you’re a natural fit for Reform.’

Wilbur 7 February 2026 9:00 am

‘Nigel Farage on line one, sir. He wonders if you’d be interested in joining Reform.’

Wilbur 31 January 2026 9:00 am

‘Apparently the grandchildren are good for our brains.’

Wilbur 31 January 2026 9:00 am

‘Must have been on triple-strength Wegovy.’

Wilbur 17 January 2026 9:00 am

‘I’m doing Single Malt January.’

Wilbur 17 January 2026 9:00 am

‘At least we’ve got water.’

Wilbur 17 January 2026 9:00 am

There’s an app for that now

Wilbur 17 January 2026 9:00 am

The old rules-based order is history

Wilbur 10 January 2026 9:00 am

‘Oh Gruffalo, thank goodness! For a minute I thought you were David Walliams.’

Wilbur 10 January 2026 9:00 am

And they all lived happily ever after until the invention of the smartphone…

Wilbur 10 January 2026 9:00 am

And Daddy says can I also ask for a new prime minister?

Wilbur 13 December 2025 9:00 am

Robin

Wilbur 13 December 2025 9:00 am

‘We have a few notes on presentation and delivery.’

Wilbur 13 December 2025 9:00 am

‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’

Wilbur 29 November 2025 9:00 am

‘You make Rachel Reeves seem decisive.’

Wilbur 22 November 2025 9:00 am

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