Wilbur

And Daddy says can I also ask for a new prime minister?

Wilbur 13 December 2025 9:00 am

Robin

Wilbur 13 December 2025 9:00 am

‘We have a few notes on presentation and delivery.’

Wilbur 13 December 2025 9:00 am

‘Don’t buy tickets for day three of the Ashes Test match.’

Wilbur 29 November 2025 9:00 am

‘You make Rachel Reeves seem decisive.’

Wilbur 22 November 2025 9:00 am

Ah, some good news for once

Wilbur 22 November 2025 9:00 am

‘This could be the final nail in the coffin.’

Wilbur 15 November 2025 9:00 am

Bloody immigrants, coming over here, stealing our jobs

Wilbur 15 November 2025 9:00 am

Come on Donald, amuse me

Wilbur 8 November 2025 9:00 am

‘Your horse has bolted? I’m here to close the stable door.’

Wilbur 8 November 2025 9:00 am

Did you just heckle me about Prince Andrew?

Wilbur 1 November 2025 9:00 am

‘Move over!’

Wilbur 1 November 2025 9:00 am

‘Oui, Monsieur President, we’re putting our best man on ze case.’

Wilbur 25 October 2025 9:00 am

I want the credit for this!

Wilbur 25 October 2025 9:00 am

The Belittled Prince

Wilbur 25 October 2025 9:00 am

‘This house depresses me. The damp spot’s got worse.’

Wilbur 18 October 2025 9:00 am

How desperate are the Tories, on a scale of one to bringing back Boris Johnson?

Wilbur 11 October 2025 9:00 am

‘There’s a new Taylor Swift album’

Wilbur 11 October 2025 9:00 am

I would aim one at the Tory conference but the chances of hitting anyone are remote.

Wilbur 11 October 2025 9:00 am

‘This is no time for a leadership contest’

Wilbur 4 October 2025 9:00 am

‘My political instincts are telling me this is a good time to launch a digital ID system.’

Wilbur 4 October 2025 9:00 am

‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’

Wilbur 27 September 2025 9:00 am

What have we done to deserve this?

Wilbur 20 September 2025 9:00 am

You will be able to come here for nail care and eyebrow threading

Wilbur 20 September 2025 9:00 am

Don’t make assumptions

Wilbur 13 September 2025 9:00 am

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